i'm pretty sure we've all got the time to read the story :)
ummm...ok, here ya go:
i was hanging out with some "bad" people who decided to rob a few places and *ehem* burn a car or two with little otto along, so mr. smart friend guy tells his dumb slut girlfriend, who tells the cops to get back at him for "cheating on him" (wich he didnt do...)...anyhoo...police arrest both friends, one sqeals like a little bitch, fingers me and other guy in a bunch of shit we didnt even do, blah blah blah, hes a shithead, and bam, i got charges up the wazoo....
...luckly, my attorney knows 3/4 the cops here, and is good friends with the magistrate and the DA....so he can probably work all my charges down to misdemeanors and whatnot...
wee...
MORAL OF STORY:::
DONT DO STUPID SHIT THAT'LL GET YOU IN DEEP CUZ EVEN IF YOU KNOW YOU WONT GET CAUGHT YOU WILL GET CAUGHT.