Fun For The Whole Family

Cat
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Post by Cat »

2nd and 4th row r best pls

Blimpet
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Post by Blimpet »

yeah, but the boobs should sway in the wind

fr0d
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Post by fr0d »


They should be virtual, and fuckable.


 


I bet when they invent VR sex, anime girls will be top selling.


Blimpet
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Post by Blimpet »


They should be virtual, and fuckable.

Speaking of which...


 


Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the saddest online product since AOL.


 


 


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timekeeper
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Post by timekeeper »

lol.  enhanced bump mapping please

Blimpet
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Post by Blimpet »

John Carmack: We've licenced our Doom 3 technology to 3DSlut.com in order to give you the most visually appealing sex game you've ever seen. Using our advanced vertex shaders and bumpmapping technology, you won't have to worry about the drab and sharp angles you experience when having cybersex with previous game heroines such as Cate Archer and Lara Croft. Did you know that there are over 2000 pixels per nipple and have gone into extreme detail when modelling the female's love box, sporting over 500 polygons not indluding the clit? DID YOU?!?!?! No? Well, now you do. *Snort*

bigjim
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Post by bigjim »



They should be virtual, and fuckable.

Speaking of which...


 


Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the saddest online product since AOL.


 


 


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Needs more computer rendered goatse


Blimpet
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Joined: Sun Mar 03, 2002 3:29 pm

Post by Blimpet »

I'm sure you can get something like that if you try hard enough.

otto
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Post by otto »


I'm sure you can get something like that if you try hard enough.

that would rock so hard...


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