taft.wmv appreciation station

Axe · Post by **Axe** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 6:51 am

What is taft.wmv you may be asking yourself? Only the finest piece of film making ever produced. A modern masterpiece second to none. In a nutshell, this is 55 seconds of pure bliss packaged in a convenient 2.5mb download. These pictures do not do it justice!

Download now! http://www.chickswithguns.net/taft.wmv

I simply can not get enough of "Drew" and his fine acting abilities. You would think I'm being sarcastic, but I've watched this dozens of times and simply can not get enough of it. Watch it, then watch it again. I'm counting the minutes until the full release.

pikacheney · Post by **pikacheney** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 7:52 am

I dare say this is my finest work, however it is but 55 seconds in what should be a 9 minute tirade. This is the best 55 seconds and I believe it stands alone without the rest of the plot. In fact, I may not even publicly release the rest. I appreciate the overwhelmingly positive response. As far as insight goes I suggest you pay careful attention to how I encorporate the narrative device of the gorilla. Look at El Pistolero and you will note strong similarities and perhaps a complete director study (see my third, my english project) will be the only way to unlock what I tried to be a puzzle of a short film (I am now referring to Taft).

sh3p · Post by **sh3p** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 12:38 pm

This is a magnificient movie with awesome acting and delicious directing. I do pray that the entire package is released in the near future as it would be a crime to hide such a masterpiece from the general public.

My hat goes off to you, Mr Cheney, bravo!

Himmelstossen · Post by **Himmelstossen** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 12:43 pm

I'll definatley have to download this when I get home in 2 weeks time given the level of praise ;0

glory · Post by **glory** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 6:22 pm

I give this movie a 5 out of 5 stars. The acting was terrific and i truly felt the characters were well-developed, the dialogue was that of a genius that I dare compare to Shakespeare. The special effects were excellent and by far that of Star Wars or any other movie, but they were not the bases of the movie, the special effects only were there to further the dramatical outline of the show, but not to hender or further the plot. The CGI cat looked almost as real as a real cat, but although I noticed some artifacts on the cat, so therefore found it to be unreal, but it looked good nonetheless. clap clap cheney

Kungfubar · Post by **Kungfubar** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 6:33 pm

http://www.imperiumguild.com/kungfubar/woah.gif

looolololollo

NebZ · Post by **NebZ** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 7:06 am

Angeldust · Post by **Angeldust** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 8:01 am

:eek: i can't express the sheer amount of goosebumps i received on my rear end upon witnessing the ending sequence, and finally comprehending the punchline. i just never saw it coming, man. :(

Axe · Post by **Axe** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 10:44 am

The trailer is now online!

http://www.semi0.com/files/taft-trailer.wmv

Download it now!

caoutchouc · Post by **caoutchouc** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 5:32 am

I like how my over acting compensates for Drew's underacting

PS (shocked and with a british accent) OH TAFT YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT THIS TIME