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Jono · Post by **Jono** » Fri Oct 04, 2002 9:28 pm

I hate eco :( Its soo boring, but my teacher is hot loloe

Blimpet · Post by **Blimpet** » Fri Oct 04, 2002 9:31 pm

I hate eco :( Its soo boring, but my teacher is hot loloe

slip her the hot beef injection

Jono · Post by **Jono** » Fri Oct 04, 2002 9:46 pm

I hate eco :( Its soo boring, but my teacher is hot loloe

slip her the hot beef injection

She is like fat though...probably wont work. HAHA and theres this other teacher called Mr.Adams, he is like so fat he has to go through the door at a sideways angle, lolol its soo funny..

Blimpet · Post by **Blimpet** » Fri Oct 04, 2002 9:48 pm

oh but like my old english teacher was gay and he wore a toupe and he liked to hide students behind bookshelves ti have them disappear from sight.

he was funneh

Jono · Post by **Jono** » Fri Oct 04, 2002 9:54 pm

oh but like my old english teacher was gay and he wore a toupe and he liked to hide students behind bookshelves ti have them disappear from sight.

he was funneh

plz my english teacher this year went to turkey, he was real fat and walked around with his hands down the back of his pants :look:

Blimpet · Post by **Blimpet** » Fri Oct 04, 2002 9:58 pm

wtf... why was he doin dat

i bet he was givin teh finger love for his anus

Kindred · Post by **Kindred** » Fri Oct 04, 2002 10:01 pm

Had a teacher in High school who used to all of a sudden start crtying in class about how she hated being fat and how she hated not being loved because she was fat and how she hadnt got laid in 12 years and how using a dildo was to hard because her belly got in the way and she would hurt her arm if she did it too long... then after all that she would bust out a box of ding dongs, twinkies, or a box of some Little Debbie Snack foods and gorge one to two boxes down right in front us all in about 60 seconds. I used to feel bad for her... kinda still do, but dont have to worry anymore because she is in a better place... she was killed by a drunk driver while in a parking lot at the gym going home.

Blimpet · Post by **Blimpet** » Fri Oct 04, 2002 10:05 pm

Had a teacher in High school who used to all of a sudden start crtying in class about how she hated being fat and how she hated not being loved because she was fat and how she hadnt got laid in 12 years and how using a dildo was to hard because her belly got in the way and she would hurt her arm if she did it too long... then after all that she would bust out a box of ding dongs, twinkies, or a box of some Little Debbie Snack foods and gorge one to two boxes down right in front us all in about 60 seconds. ?I used to feel bad for her... kinda still do, but dont have to worry anymore because she is in a better place... ?she was killed by a drunk driver while in a parking lot at the gym going home.

If that's a joke - ROFL

If that's not a joke - I am one horrible detestable person, because I still found that post fucking funny as hell. :(

Jono · Post by **Jono** » Fri Oct 04, 2002 11:43 pm

My neighbour has some syndrome so she thinks everyone is worse than her, shes soo smart and all...bitch is fat and always comes over to our house and fukin' keeps on saying what a bad boss she has, how shes so smart and will sue people for fat discrimination... :darkstar:

mr_lee · Post by **mr_lee** » Sat Oct 05, 2002 12:17 am

lmao kindred that's soooo tragic :D

poor lass ;(