When she woke up, she realized she in bed next to Dr. Chomps. ?She inquired into the odd situation and Dr. Chomps replied, "ya we fux." ?Cat reminded Dr. Chomps that she had AIDS and explained what STD stands for. ?As Dr. Chomps sized up his predicament, Cat reached over for the rifle.
ooo...kinky!
this thread gets 5 stars.
She unloaded the clip, and ate it. "I'm hungry," Cat stated. "Lets go eat," Chomps replied. Then they flew to the nearest resturaunt. They ordered when suddenly there ones only one piece of bread left. "I NEED THIS BREAD TO FEED MY FAMILY," Chomps said, BUT THEN SUDDENLY, HE TURNED INTO A PIRATE. "YARRRRRRRRRRRRRR," said Chomps. "hiss," said Cat.
lololol
though the mural's pretty dead, this thread's teh funneh! :D
I thought I was going to be a pirate? :(
Cat tore the bread from Chomps' tiny hand. ?"Yarrr," exclaimed Chomps as he lunged over the table at Cat with the butter knife. ?Just then, Head Chef Kindred burst in from the kitchen with a machine gun and blew Chomps away, causing an obscene amount of blood to fly all over the place.
Thats right no one messes with my Kitten. ;)
kindred pwns all
more please :naughty: