Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 5:40 am
this one disgruntled middle-aged black guy that my friend and I occasionally talk to
this one disgruntled middle-aged black guy that my friend and I occasionally talk to
I only keep dead bodies in my car so it's pretty lame by comparison.
I most definitly want to hear the human corpse story!
:spooky:
pfft that's nothing pest - i got attacked by a fucking emu a few weeks ago. the fucker hammered my hand :(
haha rich!
a bird shit on my head when I was a kid and I started eating it.. wow
loolololol
an emu eh....lol
this bird was scarey as hell though...i ran for like a block...then i huddled in the bus shelter till the bus came
emu's can kill man... They tear with teh claws and shit... I never trust them, a bird that can't fly is just a tad too suspicious to me... :eek:
Tell the corpse story ;0
As for me not much crazy shit happens here much, I go past corpses every other day but i don't run over them, i mean what a spiteful thing to do tsk tsk tsk
Btw cao u r damn fine lookin (in a southern accent :)
my my mah dear... the lord has blest u, not once but twice..
I must have been drunk when I wrote this... the only thing that made sense in that was that cao's good looking ;0 state the obvious.. btw so are you l33 u sexy thing.. where u been all mah life ? :0
this thread got hijacked :cool:
OK the tale of the corpse.
**Pika was hyping this story; I don't know why all my friend's think it's so amazing, but whatever
Alright. My family (mom dad and brother) and I were driving on the freeway home from Red Lobster. All of a sudden we go over a big lump in the road. This is no squirrel or skunk. Although it wasn't really substantial enough to be a deer. So we all hope that it was a dog or something. The drive home is rather sad after that.
God I can't believe we hit that dog. :(
When we get home we turn on the news... looks like there had been a homeless woman trying to cross the freeway and had been hit, and then subsequently run over by a bunch of cars after... our car was the 6th or something. The police came to our house and questioned my parents and brother... and took samples from the bottom of our car. Yeah, there was human goo hanging from the bottom of our van :eek:
It smelled terrible.
That's intense.