Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 8:04 am
We did this before here, although that was nearly a year ago. Surely there are more terrific quotes by now.
Thanks for trashing this thread kiddos.
lol!
https://www.semicolon-zero.com/phpBB3/
We did this before here, although that was nearly a year ago. Surely there are more terrific quotes by now.
Thanks for trashing this thread kiddos.
where is the one
with some 1 from semi
who called him self plane
and joined on 9/11 a room like #newyork
or something like that and than did things like
*Plane crashes on WTC
lol :o
[19:48:34] <Duo> someone in my eq guild is getting married in the game
[19:48:34] <Duo> i swear to god
Ok Chomps, MC, and I were role-playing and it was pretty lol.
NUMBER ONE
[23:31:37] * ||COOLBEANZ||Chomps is now known as Mom
[23:31:44] <@Mom> dinner's ready
[23:32:09] * @||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer slaps mom's behind
[23:32:14] <@||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer> atta girl
[23:32:18] <@||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer> whats for dinner
[23:32:21] <@||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer> and if you say porkchops
[23:32:22] <@[mimic]mc> ||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer which family member are you
[23:32:23] <@||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer> i swear
[23:32:23] <@Mom> get into character cat
[23:32:23] <@Mom> get into character cat
[23:32:23] <@Mom> get into character cat
[23:32:24] <@Mom> get into character cat
[23:32:26] <@||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer> i will hit you
[23:32:31] <@||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer> im dad
[23:32:34] * ||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer is now known as Dad
[23:32:43] * [mimic]mc is now known as Son
[23:32:47] * @Mom warms up acting abilities
[23:32:47] <@Son> fuck this mom!
[23:32:50] <@Son> i hate your food!
[23:32:53] <@Son> i hate you too dad!!!
[23:32:59] <@Mom> son calm down please
[23:33:00] <@Mom> dear
[23:33:04] <@Mom> if you dont like it
[23:33:09] <@Mom> I'll make you someting else
[23:33:12] <@Son> i'll go to the slipknot concert if i want!
[23:33:19] <@Dad> SoN!
[23:33:19] <@Son> i want some fucking pizza
[23:33:20] <@Mom> but you have SATs that day
[23:33:21] <@Dad> come here
[23:33:27] <@Son> fuck the SATs
[23:33:27] <@Dad> let me show you some pictures
[23:33:30] <@Dad> of my childhood
[23:33:31] <@Son> i dont want to go to college
[23:33:34] <@Dad> SON!
[23:33:37] <@Dad> dont ever say that
[23:33:37] <@Son> goddamnit dad
[23:33:39] * @Mom goes into other room and weeps
[23:33:39] <@Son> you're so boring
[23:33:46] <@Son> STOP CRYING BITCH
[23:33:48] <@Dad> your mom didnt finish school and now shes cookings shitty meals
[23:33:56] <@Dad> DO YOU WANT TO BE A GIRL??
[23:33:56] <@Son> yeah, so true
[23:34:05] * @Mom goes upstairs sobbing
[23:34:19] * @Son stomps upstairs to room
[23:34:25] * @Son turns on goth music really loud
[23:34:33] * @Dad follows Mom
[23:34:39] * @Mom is in bathroom
[23:34:47] * @Mom masturbates
[23:34:48] * @Dad slaps Mom
[23:34:53] <@Mom> harder
[23:35:02] <@Dad> You bitch, where the fuck is our dinner.
[23:35:04] * @Dad slaps Mom harder
[23:35:14] <@Mom> we're having eggs
[23:35:18] * @Mom pulls out an egg
[23:35:22] * @Son walks into bathroom
[23:35:23] <@Son> WHAT THE FUCK
[23:35:30] <@Dad> Son! its not what you think
[23:35:32] * @Mom shoots blood at son
[23:35:42] <@Son> you disgust me
[23:35:45] * @Son takes out gun
[23:35:48] <@Mom> NO SON
[23:35:51] <@Mom> YOU CAME OUT OF HERE
[23:35:52] <@Dad> Son!
[23:35:53] <@Dad> NO!
[23:35:54] * @Mom points at thingy
[23:36:00] <@Dad> NO! dont do it
[23:36:03] <@Dad> think of your girlfriend
[23:36:03] * @Son shoots at Mom's knee caps
[23:36:08] <@Dad> NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[23:36:09] * @Mom dances out the way
[23:36:15] * @Son shoots at Dad's somach
[23:36:17] <@Son> haha
[23:36:23] <@Dad> oh god why
[23:36:23] * @Son leaves
[23:36:28] * @Son takes Dad's BMW
[23:36:30] * @Dad falls to the floor and dies
[23:36:35] * @Mom humps dad
[23:36:40] <@Dad> o yeah
[23:36:42] <@Dad> thats hot
[23:36:48] <@Mom> what the fuck
[23:36:48] * @Son drives around
[23:36:49] <@Mom> youre dead
[23:36:56] * @Son floors it
[23:36:57] <@Dad> I SAID THATS HOT BITCH
[23:37:02] <@Dad> get me my sandwich and beer
[23:37:03] * @Son drives into light pole
[23:37:04] * @Son dies
[23:37:11] * @Mom dies from blood loss
[23:37:16] <@Son> gfg
[23:37:18] <@Son> n/t
[23:37:19] <@Dad> where the fuck is my sandwich
[23:37:22] <@Dad> where the fuck is my sandwich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[23:37:25] <@Son> where is my pizza!!!!!!
[23:37:30] <@Mom> where are my eggs?
[23:37:36] <@Dad> bitch died before she made my sandiwch
NUMBER TWO
[23:39:00] * @Nurse goes to bathroom
[23:39:03] * @Nurse poops
[23:39:18] <@Officer> OH SHIT I GOT SHOT GUSY
[23:39:22] <@Officer> OFUCK
[23:39:25] <@Officer> SHIT THIS FUCKING HURTS
[23:39:31] <@Officer> RIGHT IN THE THIGH
[23:39:34] <@Officer> OW FUICK FUCK
[23:39:36] <@Officer> HELP ME
[23:39:41] <@Doctor_> haha sorry im only a vet
[23:39:44] <@Doctor_> gg
[23:39:48] <@Officer> end scene
NUMBER THREE
[23:43:45] <@Librarian> Shhhhh
[23:43:48] <@Librarian> quiet down, boys
[23:43:51] * Elderly_Woman is now known as NoisyGuy
[23:43:52] <@Librarian> it's a library
[23:43:55] * NoisyGuy is now known as NoisyJerk
[23:43:56] * @Nerd thinks to myself looking up porn at the library is great
[23:44:04] * @NoisyJerk walks up to Nerd
[23:44:06] <@Librarian> what are you looking at anyway
[23:44:14] <@Nerd> um...
[23:44:14] <@NoisyJerk> HEY NERD
[23:44:18] <@Librarian> SHHHHHHHH
[23:44:19] <@Nerd> i was... um..
[23:44:24] <@NoisyJerk> I HEARD YOU WERE HITTING ON MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
[23:44:30] <@Nerd> no no
[23:44:31] <@NoisyJerk> IS THIS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!???????????//
[23:44:36] <@Librarian> I'm going to ask you to leave
[23:44:38] <@Nerd> umm.. i dont... know your sister
[23:44:42] <@NoisyJerk> THATS IT
[23:44:49] * JFK (~zachmorri@jayeffkay.user.gamesurge) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[23:44:49] <@Librarian> BOYS!@!
[23:44:51] <@NoisyJerk> YOU,ME,FLAGPOLE 3PM TOMORROW
[23:44:53] <@NoisyJerk> BE THERE
[23:45:04] <@NoisyJerk> LIBRARIAN PLEASE STOP
[23:45:08] * JFK (~zachmorri@jayeffkay.user.gamesurge) has joined #semicolon-zero
[23:45:08] * ChanServ sets mode: +o JFK
[23:45:09] <@NoisyJerk> HE WAS HITTING ON MY SISTER
[23:45:11] <@Librarian> OH DEAR LORD WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS
[23:45:11] <@NoisyJerk> HE IS A JERK
[23:45:12] <@Nerd> no
[23:45:14] <@Nerd> i wasn't
[23:45:15] <@Librarian> OH DEAR LORD WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS
[23:45:16] <@Nerd> i swear
[23:45:30] <@NoisyJerk> NERD WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT GAY PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[23:45:33] <@NoisyJerk> ARE YOU GAY!!
[23:45:33] <@Librarian> END SCENE
[23:45:38] <@Librarian> 3:00 PM
[23:45:46] * Librarian is now known as HotTeacher
[23:45:55] * @NoisyJerk waits at the flagpole
[23:45:56] <@HotTeacher> okay class is out
[23:45:59] <@HotTeacher> bye nerd
[23:46:08] <@NoisyJerk> WHERE IS THE NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[23:46:14] <@Nerd> no
[23:46:19] <@HotTeacher> he's over here, noisyjerk
[23:46:21] <@HotTeacher> under the desk
[23:46:21] <@Nerd> i can't leave teacher
[23:46:25] <@Nerd> no !
[23:46:28] <@Nerd> shhh quiet
[23:46:30] <@Nerd> please dont tell him
[23:46:31] <@HotTeacher> what are you looking at anyway?
[23:46:39] <@HotTeacher> OH DEAR LORD
[23:46:47] * @NoisyJerk walks up to Nerd
[23:46:54] * @Nerd runs
[23:46:54] * @HotTeacher leaves to vomit
[23:46:57] * @Nerd trips
[23:47:03] * @Nerd tries to scramble away
[23:47:03] * @HotTeacher trips over nerd
[23:47:03] * @NoisyJerk runs after Nerd
[23:47:13] * @NoisyJerk trips over HotTeacher
[23:47:19] <@HotTeacher> ow my ass
[23:47:19] * @NoisyJerk accidently rapes her
[23:47:22] * @Nerd kisses HotTeacher
[23:47:22] <@NoisyJerk> OH SHI
[23:47:24] * @Nerd runs
[23:47:27] * @HotTeacher takes off shirt
[23:47:34] * @Nerd runs into locker
[23:47:36] * @NoisyJerk accidently gives HotTeacher babies
[23:47:37] * @Nerd cracks skull
[23:47:38] * @Nerd dies
[23:47:50] <@HotTeacher> OH NO WHATS THIS COMING OUT OF MY STOMACH
[23:47:53] * @HotTeacher dies
[23:47:58] * HotTeacher is now known as StrongGermanBaby
[23:47:59] <@StrongGermanBaby> sup
[23:48:01] <@NoisyJerk> ITS MY PENIS
[23:48:11] * @StrongGermanBaby grabs jerk's penis
[23:48:12] <@NoisyJerk> HES SO BEAUTIFUL
[23:48:13] * @Nerd Jew
[23:48:17] * Nerd is now known as Jew
[23:48:21] <@StrongGermanBaby> gj cat
[23:48:28] <@NoisyJerk> gg
[23:48:37] <@StrongGermanBaby> HEY IS THAT A JEW
[23:48:50] <@StrongGermanBaby> you and me
[23:48:52] <@StrongGermanBaby> flagpole
[23:48:54] <@StrongGermanBaby> 4 o clock
[23:49:22] * @Jew dies
[23:49:28] * StrongGermanBaby sets mode: +b *!*@Michael-Corleone.user.gamesurge
[23:49:28] * ChanServ sets mode: -b *!*@Michael-Corleone.user.gamesurge
[23:49:32] * Jew was kicked by StrongGermanBaby (jew)
[23:49:32] * StrongGermanBaby was kicked by ChanServ (That user is protected.)
[23:49:32] * Jew (~asdf@Michael-Corleone.user.gamesurge) has joined #semicolon-zero
NUMBER FOUR
[23:50:14] * StrongGermanBaby is now known as Bear
[23:50:18] <@Bear> roar
[23:50:26] * @Jew Canadian
[23:50:29] <@Jew> damn
[23:50:29] <@Bear> aahahah
[23:50:30] <@Bear> a
[23:50:31] <@NoisyJerk> gg
[23:50:32] <@Bear> hhhhhahaha
[23:50:40] <@NoisyJerk> youve done that like 3 times now gg
[23:50:41] * Jew is now known as Canadian_Lumberjack
[23:50:44] <@Canadian_Lumberjack> 2 times
[23:50:49] <@Bear> i did it once
[23:50:52] * @Canadian_Lumberjack spots bear
[23:50:55] * @Canadian_Lumberjack throws axe
[23:50:56] <@Bear> mc
[23:50:57] <@Bear> mc
[23:50:57] <@Bear> mc
[23:51:00] <@Bear> mccharacter
[23:51:13] <@Canadian_Lumberjack> i am mc
[23:51:17] <@NoisyJerk> no i am
[23:51:29] <@Bear> what the fuck is a noisyjerk doing here
[23:51:34] <@Canadian_Lumberjack> Canadian_Lumberjack ~asdf@214.92.205.68.cfl.rr.com 68.205.92.214
[23:51:34] <@Canadian_Lumberjack> gfg
[23:51:36] <@NoisyJerk> Bear
[23:51:42] <@NoisyJerk> YOU, ME, FLAGPOLE
[23:51:47] <@Bear> roar
[23:51:48] <@NoisyJerk> 3 PM
[23:51:50] <@Bear> roar
[23:51:59] * @Bear maul NoisyJerk
[23:52:06] * @NoisyJerk gets knocked out
[23:52:09] * @Canadian_Lumberjack shoots bear
[23:52:14] <@Bear> roar
[23:52:16] * @Bear falls over
[23:52:25] * @NoisyJerk wakes up
[23:52:28] <@NoisyJerk> Phew
[23:52:31] <@NoisyJerk> thanks sir
[23:52:35] * @Bear wakes up
[23:52:36] <@Bear> roar
[23:52:37] <@NoisyJerk> I know im a jerk and a noisy one at that
[23:52:39] <@NoisyJerk> but im safe
[23:52:40] * @Bear maul NoisyJerk
[23:52:44] * @NoisyJerk gets knocked out
[23:52:53] * @Canadian_Lumberjack shoots bear
[23:52:58] <@Bear> roar
[23:53:01] * @Bear falls over
[23:53:08] * @NoisyJerk wakes up
[23:53:12] <@NoisyJerk> Phew
[23:53:15] <@NoisyJerk> thanks again
[23:53:18] <@Canadian_Lumberjack> no problem
[23:53:18] * @Bear wakes up
[23:53:19] <@NoisyJerk> i have a bit of a headache
[23:53:21] <@NoisyJerk> but im fine
[23:53:21] <@Bear> roar
[23:53:29] * @Bear mauls Canadian_Lumberjack
[23:53:35] * @NoisyJerk gets knocked out
[23:53:42] * @Bear falls over
[23:53:43] * @Canadian_Lumberjack turns gun on NoisyJerk
[23:53:46] * @Canadian_Lumberjack fires
[23:53:49] * @Canadian_Lumberjack turns gun on bean
[23:53:53] * @Canadian_Lumberjack turns gun on bear
[23:53:55] * @Canadian_Lumberjack fires
[23:53:58] * @Canadian_Lumberjack turns gun on self
[23:53:59] * Bear is now known as Bean_
[23:54:00] <@Bean_> NOOO
[23:54:01] * @Canadian_Lumberjack fires
[23:54:04] * @Canadian_Lumberjack dies
[23:54:07] * @Bean_ dies
[23:54:08] * Bean_ is now known as Bear
[23:54:09] * @Bear dies
[23:54:15] * @NoisyJerk gets knocked out
[23:54:16] * @Bear falls over
[23:54:20] <@Canadian_Lumberjack> ok
[23:54:24] <@Canadian_Lumberjack> enuff 4 2nite
[23:54:24] <@Bear> END SCENE
George Bush: Most of our imports are from overseas...
it aint ";0" but its worth posting
<Michael-Corleone> CHOMPS
<Chomps> MC
<Chomps> do you remember what we did last night
<Michael-Corleone> no
<Michael-Corleone> i was so wasted
<Chomps> yeah
<Chomps> phew hope it wasnt anything embarassing
<Michael-Corleone> yeah me too
<Chomps> http://www.semicolon-zero.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=2463
<Chomps> OH GOD NI
<Chomps> SHIT
<Michael-Corleone> WHAT THE FUCK
<Chomps> okay dont panic
<Chomps> no one knows it was us
<Chomps> no one knows it was us
<Michael-Corleone> WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL MY PARENTS
<Chomps> OH GOD I HAVENT THOUGHT ABOU THTAT
<Chomps> CALM DOWN
<Chomps> we just need to talk to the forum administrator
<Michael-Corleone> MY LIFE IS RUINED
<Chomps> and have this thread deleted
<Chomps> CALM DOWN
<Michael-Corleone> FUCK FUCK FUCK
* dj_de has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
* dj_de has joined #semicolon-zero
* ChanServ sets mode: +o dj_de
<Chomps> END SCENE
Ok Chomps, MC, and I were role-playing and it was pretty lol.
NUMBER ONE
[23:31:37] * ||COOLBEANZ||Chomps is now known as Mom
[23:31:44] <@Mom> dinner's ready
[23:32:09] * @||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer slaps mom's behind
[23:32:14] <@||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer> atta girl
[23:32:18] <@||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer> whats for dinner
[23:32:21] <@||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer> and if you say porkchops
[23:32:22] <@[mimic]mc> ||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer which family member are you
[23:32:23] <@||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer> i swear
[23:32:23] <@Mom> get into character cat
[23:32:23] <@Mom> get into character cat
[23:32:23] <@Mom> get into character cat
[23:32:24] <@Mom> get into character cat
[23:32:26] <@||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer> i will hit you
[23:32:31] <@||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer> im dad
[23:32:34] * ||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer is now known as Dad
[23:32:43] * [mimic]mc is now known as Son
[23:32:47] * @Mom warms up acting abilities
[23:32:47] <@Son> fuck this mom!
[23:32:50] <@Son> i hate your food!
[23:32:53] <@Son> i hate you too dad!!!
[23:32:59] <@Mom> son calm down please
[23:33:00] <@Mom> dear
[23:33:04] <@Mom> if you dont like it
[23:33:09] <@Mom> I'll make you someting else
[23:33:12] <@Son> i'll go to the slipknot concert if i want!
[23:33:19] <@Dad> SoN!
[23:33:19] <@Son> i want some fucking pizza
[23:33:20] <@Mom> but you have SATs that day
[23:33:21] <@Dad> come here
[23:33:27] <@Son> fuck the SATs
[23:33:27] <@Dad> let me show you some pictures
[23:33:30] <@Dad> of my childhood
[23:33:31] <@Son> i dont want to go to college
[23:33:34] <@Dad> SON!
[23:33:37] <@Dad> dont ever say that
[23:33:37] <@Son> goddamnit dad
[23:33:39] * @Mom goes into other room and weeps
[23:33:39] <@Son> you're so boring
[23:33:46] <@Son> STOP CRYING BITCH
[23:33:48] <@Dad> your mom didnt finish school and now shes cookings shitty meals
[23:33:56] <@Dad> DO YOU WANT TO BE A GIRL??
[23:33:56] <@Son> yeah, so true
[23:34:05] * @Mom goes upstairs sobbing
[23:34:19] * @Son stomps upstairs to room
[23:34:25] * @Son turns on goth music really loud
[23:34:33] * @Dad follows Mom
[23:34:39] * @Mom is in bathroom
[23:34:47] * @Mom masturbates
[23:34:48] * @Dad slaps Mom
[23:34:53] <@Mom> harder
[23:35:02] <@Dad> You bitch, where the fuck is our dinner.
[23:35:04] * @Dad slaps Mom harder
[23:35:14] <@Mom> we're having eggs
[23:35:18] * @Mom pulls out an egg
[23:35:22] * @Son walks into bathroom
[23:35:23] <@Son> WHAT THE FUCK
[23:35:30] <@Dad> Son! its not what you think
[23:35:32] * @Mom shoots blood at son
[23:35:42] <@Son> you disgust me
[23:35:45] * @Son takes out gun
[23:35:48] <@Mom> NO SON
[23:35:51] <@Mom> YOU CAME OUT OF HERE
[23:35:52] <@Dad> Son!
[23:35:53] <@Dad> NO!
[23:35:54] * @Mom points at thingy
[23:36:00] <@Dad> NO! dont do it
[23:36:03] <@Dad> think of your girlfriend
[23:36:03] * @Son shoots at Mom's knee caps
[23:36:08] <@Dad> NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[23:36:09] * @Mom dances out the way
[23:36:15] * @Son shoots at Dad's somach
[23:36:17] <@Son> haha
[23:36:23] <@Dad> oh god why
[23:36:23] * @Son leaves
[23:36:28] * @Son takes Dad's BMW
[23:36:30] * @Dad falls to the floor and dies
[23:36:35] * @Mom humps dad
[23:36:40] <@Dad> o yeah
[23:36:42] <@Dad> thats hot
[23:36:48] <@Mom> what the fuck
[23:36:48] * @Son drives around
[23:36:49] <@Mom> youre dead
[23:36:56] * @Son floors it
[23:36:57] <@Dad> I SAID THATS HOT BITCH
[23:37:02] <@Dad> get me my sandwich and beer
[23:37:03] * @Son drives into light pole
[23:37:04] * @Son dies
[23:37:11] * @Mom dies from blood loss
[23:37:16] <@Son> gfg
[23:37:18] <@Son> n/t
[23:37:19] <@Dad> where the fuck is my sandwich
[23:37:22] <@Dad> where the fuck is my sandwich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[23:37:25] <@Son> where is my pizza!!!!!!
[23:37:30] <@Mom> where are my eggs?
[23:37:36] <@Dad> bitch died before she made my sandiwch
i actually got to witness this as it was happening, i had to idea what was going on at the time so it was extra funny...got a little dumb near the end though
A million things run through my mind, you ain't gotta be in jail to be doing time.
-2pac
We did this before here, although that was nearly a year ago. Surely there are more terrific quotes by now.
<Michael-Corleone> OH GOD A FUCKING BUNK BED
<Michael-Corleone> TIME TO CRY
Thanks for trashing this thread kiddos.
:'(