The obvious answer here is to build a transformer. When any danger is detected, arms and legs pop out the side and whazam, an 80-story ass kickin' machine.
He should have a guitar too.
Some of those are just fucking totally retarded and gay.
An enormous transformer would, in all seriousness, be a less idiotic proposal than some of those. You have to keep in mind that some of those were sent in by children.
Here is one that was sent in by a child who apparently hates America:
?This is a design for the buildings. There should also be a clock, stopped at the time of the attacks. There should also be an American flag.?
--Andreas Maltan in Sistrans, Austria
I would like to point out that that clock is pointing to 11:15, not even close to the time anything significant happened, but if that was the stupidest thing in that image, I would have been happy.