You can't surf in New YorkYes you can, stupid.
Oh I mean nobody would want to surf in your polluted water, stupid
Also a lot of horrible music comes out of new york and florida
i'm pretty sure one thing the west/east coasters can agree on.....is the fact that no one gives a shit about the central/gulf coast portion of the united states.
See, this is the kind of ignorance that a "coaster [termed I coined]" has. Maybe it might be the salty air, but everyone knows that the intelligence of a "coaster" is far behind of that of a "lander". The people on the coast, imho, think that they are cool because they beaches and mtv, but imho, that just proves that stupidity. Look at any standardized test score and see who scores higher.
Also more people on the coaster, IE coasters, die more from hurricanes and tropical storms, whereas, the landers don't. The only reason anyone who want to live on the coaster is to commit social and bological genocide by surcoming to the salt air and the crowdness of the beach and the overpriced land. IMHO the only people who decide to live on the coast are either "native coasters" aka "nacoes" or "naco" These nacoes usually have never left the state because they don't have any money. Houses that sell near the beach usually are full of sand and termites and squids because they are attracted to the smell of rich white nacoes.
So in conclusion the landers are the best because we are just that way, and no stupid trendy ass clowns that think they are cool fags because they watch the OC and think oh shit i live in orange county new york or orange county florida, IM COOL TOO, so just ace it nacoes or "foreign coasters" focoes or foco, that you all suck and landers rock. Thank You
EDIT: tasmania excluded and canada