Cat and I will write a story with pictures...
One day, Cat was safely rollerskating down a dark alley wearing patriotic clothing, when she ran into a terrorist wearing swimming trunks who threatened to headshot her with his leet AK skillz if she does not give up her SOJ....
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lolo k hold on, ill make it
i like where this is headed :naughty:
...but cat would not give up her SOJ, so the terrorist shot. Luckily, Cat was wearing a helmet. The bullet bounced off her helmet and shot back to the terrorist's head, and killed him. Then...
lol :D
and then what?
...Cat grabbed the rifle and started to skate away, but she accidently started firing which caused her to lose her balance and slip in the unrealistically large pool of blood from the terrorist's head wound. ?As she fell, her helmet flew off, as the chinstrap was damaged when the helmet was hit. ?"O noes!!" she cried out...
O MY IT LOOKS LIKE TEH TERRORISTS PONTS ARE VERY HAPPY
coq, you have failed at life.
Then She woke up inside a hospital. A man named Dr. Chomps walked in. "Hello, I'm your doctor, Dr. Chomps. I'm sorry, but you have AIDS, we cant help you, go home and die," Dr. Chomps said. Then cat went back to sleep.
