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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2003 1:09 pm
by macabre
ok well so my ex-girlfriend was shaven.. down there. and I figured, hey, I liked that, I'll try it.
so... I get out razors... scissors... and I start snipping at my patch.
these scissors are fucking sharp, kids. I get as much as im comfortable with cutting with scissors on my patch, and I move on to my ball hair.
*snip, snip, snip* *FUCK*
omg, my jaw drops... I've just cut open my sack. WHAT THE FUCK. what do i do?
I assess the damage. I cut through the first layer of skin and under a hair follicle... not looking too bad, it's only like a half centimeter cut in two directions. so I have a little skin flap.
i put neosporin on it. and a bandaid. got out some buzzers, buzzed the rest of the hair off. hopped in the bath... continued shaving :)
well asside from the bandaid and the jitters, i feel pretty good about my juevos(sp?).
so uh, let's go out some time, i'll cheat on you.
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:23 pm
by Stiffer
omfg i have never cut open my sack shaving the stuff :x
a "smoothy" is cool! :P
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:56 pm
by Yucky1
use nair...
but make sure you leave it on for an hour.
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2003 8:36 pm
by BBnet3000
"American Wedding" anyone?
Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2003 3:10 am
by macabre
use nair...
but make sure you leave it on for an hour.
I hear it smells like rotting flesh... because it eats your skin.
Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2003 7:58 am
by Himmelstossen
now everyone truthfally own up.. how many of you shave your pubes?
comone dun be shy.
Its just to make all the ppl who do it feel better :))))
Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2003 2:51 pm
by Yucky1
use nair...
but make sure you leave it on for an hour.
I hear it smells like rotting flesh... because it eats your skin.
u gatta shower afterwards
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2003 7:16 am
by macabre
omfg... I think I got a staph infection from shaving....
I told my mom i won $5 in a bet to shave my juevos and she should take me to the doctor before to get antiobiotics for my staph infection before i die. ... she was on the phone so she pointed at the juevos part and had a questioning look. I made a "wax off" motion above on my groin and she had a funny look. I gave her a shrug and she nodded.
so... more on that later... btw, im dying.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 6:46 pm
by Newton
omfg... I think I got a staph infection from shaving....
I told my mom i won $5 in a bet to shave my juevos and she should take me to the doctor before to get antiobiotics for my staph infection before i die. ... she was on the phone so she pointed at the juevos part and had a questioning look. I made a "wax off" motion above on my groin and she had a funny look. I gave her a shrug and she nodded.
so... more on that later... btw, im dying.
moral of the story: don't shave your bulls or else you might cut yourself and die
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 9:44 pm
by Stiffer
moral is shave the sack otherwise the girl doesnt want to lick it