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IM GUILTY, ARE YOU ? :o

1. Your web page is more popular than you.

2. Your favorite sport is Tetris.

3. You know what fuzzy logic is.

4. You talk to your computer.

5. When given a choice, you look at Computer Shopper instead of Playboy.

6. You argue with your computer.

7. Your computer has its own phone line.

8. You have dreams involving your computer.

9. You try to pick up women on chat lines.

10. You can talk to a woman about your hardware and not mean anything

    sexual.

11. You spend Friday nights with your computer.

12. You ask a woman for her email address instead of her phone number.

13. You've never actually met many of your friends.

14. You remember how to use DOS.

15. You think Bill Gates is "a cool guy."

16. Only computer users can understand you.

17. Your home page is longer than your resume.

18. You've ever installed Linux.

19. You've missed the X-Files because you wanted to play on your computer.

20. You always understand Dilbert.

21. You regularly drink Jolt cola.

22. You spend more time on the Internet than you do sleeping.

23. You have multiple email addresses.

24. You've ever setup a LAN in your house.

25. You understood the above statement.

26. You search the Internet for computer humor.

27. Your idea of hurrying is typing faster.

28. You keep spare mouse pads.

29. You buy your computer gifts.

30. You've ever been dumped for paying too much attention to your computer.

31. Someone mentions foreign language and you think "Cobol."

32. You regularly use a tape backup on files you have the original disks

    for.

33. You get a new computer, take it out of the box, and you immediately

    remove the case.

34. You have ever called home to check on your computer.

35. You do processes in DOS instead of Windows not because it is faster, but

    because it just confuses people.

36. You've ever considered getting a tattoo of the "Intel Inside" logo.

37. You have a pet name for your computer, but not one for your thingy.

38. You know every law about computer piracy by heart, because you've been

    convicted on all of them.

39. You no longer interact with your family, you send them email instead; in

   the same house.

40. You check your email before you check your answering machine.

41. You can program the next best thing to Windows, but you still can't get

    your VCR to stop flashing.

42. You have more insurance on your computer than on your children.

43. You receive more chat requests than phone calls.

44. You stopped paying for call waiting because it kept knocking you

    off-line.

45. You don't immediately go into gibbering panic when you hear of a new

    computer virus.

46. You've ever emailed your assignment in to your professor.

47. You've ever tried to see how far you can move the mouse without turning

    off the screen saver.

48. You have dialed 911 and faxed them your problem.

49. You call in sick to work over your computer.

50. Your first aid kit contains Norton's Anti-Virus.

51. You know what the acronyms HTML, URL, ISP, and HTTP each stand for.

52. You tinker with computers at work all day, and when you finally get off

    work, you rush home to tinker  with your computer.

53. You dedicate your home page to your favorite actress in hopes that she

    will see it and desire to meet you.

54. You have more than one home page.

55. The closest you ever come to having sex is downloading nude pictures off     of the Internet.

56. You have a better computer system at home than at work.

57. You get jealous when other people use your computer.

58. You run back into your burning home to rescue your computer, but you

    leave the dog.

59. You know exactly how much hard drive space you have free, but you don't

    know your spouse's birthday.

60. You run Windows 95 and Windows 3.1 just because you can.

61. You have the high score on Jezz Ball.

62. You know what word 31337 stands for.

63. You keep spare computer parts around the house

Only 2 or 3.

Does that mean I am a winnar????????

:eek:

1.  no

2.  no

3.  yes

4.  no

5.  no

6.  no

7.  no (phone line? how old is this? broadband eh)

8.  no

9.  no

10. ??

11. rarely

12. no

13. no

14. yes

15. er

16. what?

17. about:stfu

18. yes

19. i haven't watched the xfiles in years

20. :o

21. no

22. no

23. yes

24. yes

25. yes

26. no

27.  :confused:

28. kinda

29. no

30. no

31. no

32. no

33. yes

34. no  :confused:

35. have done

36. no

37. no

38. they enforce piracy laws now?

39. no

40. no

41. no

42. no

43. hmmm

44. no

45. aol rux

46. yes

47. lol yes

48. no

49. no

50. no

51. yes

52. no

53. no

54. no

55. no

56. no, i need to buy a new one

57. no

58. no

59. no

60. welcome to 1995 you bitch

61. what ball?

62. 31337 isn't a word, however elite is

63. kinda

wtf is fuzzy logic? is that when you don't have facial hair?  :confused:

WTF hammie  :tongue:

1. No

2. No

3. No

4. No

5. No

6. No

7. No

8. No

9. No

10. No

11. Yes

12. No

13. No

14. No

15. No

16. No

17. No

18. No

19. Yes

20. No

21. No

22. No

23. Yes

24. No

25. Yes

26. No

27. No

28. No

29. No

30. No

31. No

32. No

33. No

34. No

35. No

36. No

37. No

38. Yes

39. No

40. Yes

41. No

42. No

43. No

44. No

45. Yes

46. No

47. Yes

48. No

49. No

50. No

51. Yes

52. No

53. No

54. No

55. No

56. Yes

57. No

58. No

59. No

60. No

61. No

62. Yes

63. Yes

1. no

2. no

3. no

4. i cuss at it

5. hell no

6. i cuss at it

7. no

8. no

9. only for cyber sex

10. yes

11. only if i have nothing else to do

12. no

13. you could say that

14. no

15. absolutely

16. i hope not

17. uhhhh . . .

18. yes

19. no, i've missed x-files because it fucking sucks

20. yes

21. only in middle school

22. yes

23. yes

24. yes

25. yes

26. yes

27. no

28. yes

29. no

30. no

31. no

32. no

33. no

34. no

35. no

36. no

37. no

38. no

39. no, i wish i could though

40. yes

41. no

42. i don't have children.

43. no

44. i don't have dial-up you fuckers.

45. no, i only when i get one

46. yes

47. no

48. i don't have a fucking fax modem

49. no

50. har har har

51. yes . . .

52. no

53. no

54. yes

55. no

56. yes, of course.

57. no, just pissed off

58. no

59. this is true.

60. no, win xp pro is the best.

61. jizz ball?  wtf is that

62. ELITE MUTHERBTICHES

63. i have old computers lying around . . .

I think i am  :eek:

1. dont have one

2. no

3. no

4. yes :D

5. yes

6. yes

7. no, modems suck

8. no

9. no

10. no

11. yes

12. yes

13. yes

14. yes

15. yes

16. yes

17. no

18. yes

19. yes

20. yes

21. dr pepper :o

22. yes

23. yes

24. yes

25. yes

26. yes

27. yes

28. dont need to with optical mice ;D

29. yes

30. never had the chance

31. yes

32. uhh

33. yes

34. only once

35. dos rules

36. no

37. no :o

38. yes

39. no

40. yes

41. yes - i cant get my damn dvd to work

42. yes

43. yes

44. yes

45. yes

46. yes

47 yes

48. no.

49. as often as i can

50. n0

51. yes

52. yes

53. n0

54. no.

55. yes :(

56. who doesnt

57. very

58. yes

59. yes

60. yes

61. yes

62. yes

63. yes

me = loser  :(

IM GUILTY, ARE YOU ? :o

 

1. Your web page is more popular than you.

2. Your favorite sport is Tetris.

3. You know what fuzzy logic is.

4. You talk to your computer.

5. When given a choice, you look at Computer Shopper instead of Playboy.

6. You argue with your computer.

7. Your computer has its own phone line.

8. You have dreams involving your computer.

9. You try to pick up women on chat lines.

10. You can talk to a woman about your hardware and not mean anything

? ? sexual.

11. You spend Friday nights with your computer.

12. You ask a woman for her email address instead of her phone number.

13. You've never actually met many of your friends.

14. You remember how to use DOS.

15. You think Bill Gates is "a cool guy."

16. Only computer users can understand you.

17. Your home page is longer than your resume.

18. You've ever installed Linux.

19. You've missed the X-Files because you wanted to play on your computer.

20. You always understand Dilbert.

21. You regularly drink Jolt cola.

22. You spend more time on the Internet than you do sleeping.

23. You have multiple email addresses.

24. You've ever setup a LAN in your house.

25. You understood the above statement.

26. You search the Internet for computer humor.

27. Your idea of hurrying is typing faster.

28. You keep spare mouse pads.

29. You buy your computer gifts.

30. You've ever been dumped for paying too much attention to your computer.

31. Someone mentions foreign language and you think "Cobol."

32. You regularly use a tape backup on files you have the original disks

? ? for.

33. You get a new computer, take it out of the box, and you immediately

? ? remove the case.

34. You have ever called home to check on your computer.

35. You do processes in DOS instead of Windows not because it is faster, but

? ? because it just confuses people.

36. You've ever considered getting a tattoo of the "Intel Inside" logo.

37. You have a pet name for your computer, but not one for your thingy.

38. You know every law about computer piracy by heart, because you've been

? ? convicted on all of them.

39. You no longer interact with your family, you send them email instead; in

? ?the same house.

40. You check your email before you check your answering machine.

41. You can program the next best thing to Windows, but you still can't get

? ? your VCR to stop flashing.

42. You have more insurance on your computer than on your children.

43. You receive more chat requests than phone calls.

44. You stopped paying for call waiting because it kept knocking you

? ? off-line.

45. You don't immediately go into gibbering panic when you hear of a new

? ? computer virus.

46. You've ever emailed your assignment in to your professor.

47. You've ever tried to see how far you can move the mouse without turning

? ? off the screen saver.

48. You have dialed 911 and faxed them your problem.

49. You call in sick to work over your computer.

50. Your first aid kit contains Norton's Anti-Virus.

51. You know what the acronyms HTML, URL, ISP, and HTTP each stand for.

52. You tinker with computers at work all day, and when you finally get off

? ? work, you rush home to tinker ?with your computer.

53. You dedicate your home page to your favorite actress in hopes that she

? ? will see it and desire to meet you.

54. You have more than one home page.

55. The closest you ever come to having sex is downloading nude pictures off

? ? of the Internet.

56. You have a better computer system at home than at work.

57. You get jealous when other people use your computer.

58. You run back into your burning home to rescue your computer, but you

? ? leave the dog.

59. You know exactly how much hard drive space you have free, but you don't

? ? know your spouse's birthday.

60. You run Windows 95 and Windows 3.1 just because you can.

61. You have the high score on Jezz Ball.

62. You know what word 31337 stands for.

63. You keep spare computer parts around the house

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2.yes

3.yes

4.yes

5.yes

6.yes

7.yes

8.yes

9.yes

10 on down. yes

LOZERS