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Perhaps he was thrown out ligitamatly, but we still felt somewhat slighted.

After ?10 in, free drinks 11pm-2am, we (especially him, who shall be refered to as David, as thats his name, and you will never fucking find him so theres no problem) were of high spirits. His finding of a cheap fag lighter on the floor was quite the event. Now, I will demonstrate what happened

Take Lighter:

http://www.heners.co.uk/lighter/1.jpg

Remove metal sleeve:

http://www.heners.co.uk/lighter/2.jpg

Turn the flame control ring ?to the other side without affecting the plastic turn valve:

http://www.heners.co.uk/lighter/3.jpg

Turn back, this time turning the valve, in the increase direction:

http://www.heners.co.uk/lighter/4.jpg

This yields larger flame:

http://www.heners.co.uk/lighter/5.jpg

Now, done many times (I did it twice), this can cause the lighter to flame up uncontrollably.

This happened to David, in a busy bar, with lots of people. He threw the thing to the ground, his stunt failed (or suceeded?), and 5 people try to stamp it out before a quick thinking barman handed us a fire extinguisher.

2 doormen escort David up the fire escape. I emerge a few minutes later, cheering him (I was pissed royally). Hugs were exchanged, as the rest of the bar was piling out anyways (the bar closed, not because of Davids pyrotechnics).

So..... your opinions. Im not really asking anything, im a touch bloated and queezy.

those images are a waste of webspace and you my frined are a waste of oxygen.

i say goodnight

another fun pub game involving flame is to flick lighted matches onto ppl laps.

also stealing cigerettes out of ppl mouths is a good way to start an argument ive found.

we always get threatened with bannage when we get caught putting toilet paper down the pool table's holes so we get endless games. the only time i was chucked out before last drinks was last new years where i under estimated the pubs own cider, and was very sick. ololol im told i ran to the bog with my head tilted back, spurting vomit out of the corners of my mouth over every1 ololol. then we went to the local playground and froze in the snow ;0

Please go and try it

in teh unlikely event that i find a lighter il proberly try it. although ive done it before and yes it is mildly amusing to see a 3 inch flame.

wow i never knew that  :rolleyes:

wow i never knew that ?:rolleyes:

rofl

so treu

wow i never knew that ?:rolleyes:

wow u r nu

I did that at school once, but the lighter caught on fire so i droped it on the floor. It eventually exploded.

One time we were smoking a joint in one of the many allies around Tech and my friend was holding a lighter and the burning joint in the same hand, i guess the heat from the joint melted the casing and it started leaking gas. Lucky for him he threw it away right before it exploded in his hand. As for the joint, it was unharmed.

After that i realized why we call him crack head