SCENE: A SPOOKY UFO HURTLES THROUGGH SPAEC!!!1
Narataor: Thfis is in 120 200210. A the w earth had endingn in APSOCOLPAPSYE POST-APOCPFPAPPSTIC LANDSCAP@!! A mistarios ufo huratls fr throu spaec... wWHERE HAED SI T COME FROME? WAHT DOES IT WANT??
SCENE: CAVEMEN IN A PROVOKEING POST ACOPSAOZPCOLIPOISIC ALDNSCAPE WTIH DINOSARES AND GOSTES
CAVEMEN1 : ufweh uh
CAVEMEAN 2: ME WANT df FODOD FOOD GOOD
CAVEMAN 1: THERE IS THIS A SPOOKY POST-COAOCPLISYISITC LANDSCAPE
GOSTE: BOO
DINASARE EATS GOSTE
DINASARE: A TSATY TRETE
iSUSUDDENLY UFO CRASH LANDEDS!!!! A ZOMBY WANDERS OUT OF UFO AND POSSESED THE CAVEMAN ANDN THERE IS A BIG EDDXPLOSION
ENTER AE Oo DROOP
FEP: I WILLL EB THE COMIC RELEFE
PFEI ANNOYS VARIOUS ETHNIC GROUPS FEP IS KILLED BY A ZOMBY
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i HAT ITALICS
NARRATOR: NOW WE MVOE FORWAWRSDS SAEVAREL HUNDARD YEAR S TO THE YEAR 1987!!!!!!1 WIHCH IS IN THEH PAST SO YOU JKNOWS IT IS TRUE!!!!
SCENE: A SPOOKY GARAGE
NARRATOR : THIS IS EVARAGE AMERICANN FAMILEY AND THERE SPOOKY HUANTED HOUSEU IN THERIRE GRARUGE BCAUSE IT SI NOVAMER IT A AAND IT SI HALOWEN TIME!!!!
C UT TO A KITCHEN TABLE
CUT TO A PICTURE OF A GOOSE
CUT TO CARROTS
CUT TO LAMP
CUT TO SEVERED HEAD INSIDE REFRIGARATAIR
CUT TO WALL
CLOSE UP: CAMERAMAN?s THUMB
SLOWLY PAN FLOOR WITH OUT OF FOCUS SHOT OF CAMERAMAN?s THUMB
SUDDENLY THE FLOOR QUICKLY BECAOSEMS CLOSER AND GL CLOSER AND IN A SOPOOKY SPECIAL EFFECTS MOENT AD S THE CAMERAMAN DROPS CAMERA!!!1
CAMERA: ARE WE REC
CUT TO A ZXOMBY!!!!
ZOMB:Y : boo I havew suerfvieved since preihihistoric the times!!!!! GROPE!!! the first temptaition tehe devil sasys turn tstones into bred
ENTER DEVIL!
DEVIL: LBLRAGH!!!
ENTER HP LOVECRAFT
EXIT HP LOVECRAFT
CUT TO A LONG SHOT OF A DOORKNOB
SCENE: KKITCHEN IN DOMESTIAC HOME
PAUL: I AM THE HERO
MARY: I AM RONAMTIC INTAREST
ENTER ZOMBY
ENTER FRANZ KAFKA
FRANZ KAFKA ATTACKS A PAINTING
KAFKA DOES', '0' , 'HP O FDAMAGE TO PAINTING!!
PAINTING DIES
KAFKA TAKES ALL FROM PAINTING
EXIT KAFKA
ZOMBY: weopgJFWEPO WOOOOOOOO MAOAN OWJKPEK@OP!Oop ceBOOb opgrk GRABFF Oidfc xodz doink EJ tAB oejpf dbo FIAH CYNOPF WOPF HE!!!
ZOMBY IS WAREING A CHICKEN MASK
ZOMBYL R: RARR jog at je balrgh
NARTAOROTOR: NAD UNDEAD FORCE CAPAPABLE OF TERROR!!!!! IN SPACE!!!!
PAUL BRAVELY PICKS OF A CHAINSAW AND CUTS THE ZOMBIY!!!! SPEDCIAL FEEFFECTGS AS ZOMBIE PUTS FOOD COLORING IN A GLASS AND EATS A NMUFGIN!! THE CHAINSAW IS RAELLY A STICK! SPECIAL EFFECTS MAGIC!!!!! ZOMYBH?S MASK FALLS OFF AND REVEASL THE ZOBMY R!!!!!!!!1 BEUASE THE S CHAINSAW CUT HIS FACE OFF WHICH WAS A CHICKEN FACE!!!!! SFX: MACHINE GUN, COCWS MOOWING
PAUL: GUESS YOU COULD SAY S YOU SAID A ?CASE? OF THE CHICKEN POX!!!! HAHAAHHAFPEWHPO
ZOMBY IS A REFREGIARATEOR
guy: he cures lepers!
CUT TO STATIC AND WHITE NOISE SFX: CARBOARD
ENTE RMAN WERAING A BOX ON HIS HEAD
MAN: I AM SILLEY
MAN IS ATTACKED BY ZOMBY AND HE DIES!!1
ENTER PAUL AND MARY!!!
PAUL : OH NO ANTOHTHAR VICTAM!!!!1
MARY CRIES
MARY: WREOPP OWEOH HON!!! THE HORROR WILL IT NEVAR STOPS!!1
PAUL VILENTLY SEPCLODOES!!
GRATUITOUS SEX SCENE
INSERT 20 Seconds OF ?WALLACE AND GROMIT? HERE FILMED BY THED CAMERA BEING PLAYED ON A SMALL BLACK AND WHITE TELIVIOSION SET
OLD AMN: THE ONLY Way to doefet the omzby is to ue the magic amulart of grho!!!!! HEAR ITSI!!!!! SAY INCANTIOAN
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PAUL: O. K.!!!! OH NO IT DIDANT WORK
OLD AMN: THEN YOU MUST SAVE THE WERLD BY DESTROYING THE ZOMBYS WITH A ROBOT SPACESHIP
LONG SHOT OF A SPACE SHIP MADE OUT OF BREDE
OLD AMN: I HAD GUARDERTHIS FEROM O LON G GNENRATION IT IS GIVEN TO BY MY FATHER
ENTE R F
F: I MAKE MILK!!!
F DIES
PAUL: OH NO
MARY: HOP
SPACE SHIP:::: I WILL SACE THE PLANET BUTE DTUWNERUU!U!!!!!E @D OO WEOOWOO!@O! @EAFOEPWOJ APORWehfosaO HWEOWEOW HWOIHWOHWWOHRWEOI H#@OIRH@# WOEDO BOO ogbETOPOPI@)# @#RO!)_!I_!)@EID DEW WHOWO WHOOWP@O!@ BEEP EBEBP EBEEP LASER RAISE CHINAL PALNETS!!!!1 FAX POOP DECK!!!11 T RI GINTION RAS EALL DESTRUCTIV CONCALCULATOR BEEMS!!!1 BEEP!!! BEEP BOOOP !!!! INITALIZE FLASHING LIGHTWS!! ZOOM!! 4!!!! 5!!! 3!!! 2!!!! 1!!!! ZERO STOFF BLAST OFF!!!!! OBOM!!!!1
SEPCIAL EFFECTS
NOW IT IS TIME FOR PAUL?S MONOLGOE
PAUL: !@PO#EE!OP DEFDEDOS OHH OH HOO OBOEOBP OPOJP!!!! J DA DA DA DA DA DAA!!! MOJUNTAIN DEESWW!!! ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP!
ALIEN ENTERS
ALEINEFE DAMNIT
ALIEN: ZOOP ZOP ZPO ZPOZ PO ZP ZPOZ POZ POZ POZ PZOZ POSPAO APWOEK!!! I WILL RECALUCLATE TEHE MININIENCIENFOMSIONINXOCN AIONAEII OHTOEWHO!!!! XBRFIAUBUGHER EATS EYES
ALIEN SHOOTS LASARS
SOMEBODY THROWS A PIE TIN
THOMAS: ITHINBK YOU ARE A GHOST
PUAL PUTS THOMAs IN A VAT
ENTER SPACE ?OMXOMBIEY
ZOMBIE: I HADVE EYE F?S!!!!!!
FRANK: I WILLL TTTSTEAL YOUR FACE
ZOMBIER:::: HAHAA!!!! NOT IF I STEEL YOUR CAKE FIRST!
FRANK HAS A CAKE
FUFCKf
TE ENTERS
ET: I AM THE ACTION O FEATING
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MEANWHILE................
A DOOR
SAYS DIRE SHOES PRIVATE YE
DIRE SHEOS: HELO I AM DIER SHOES
MAN: I HAVE A CSE
DIRE SHEOS: WAHT S I TI
MAN: A PERSON SWA SKIDDNAPED BY CIGARET EMACHINE
DIRE SHEOS: OH NO!!!!1
DIRE SHOES KICKS CIGARETE MACHINE
CIGARE T MACHIEN EXPLOEDS!!!!!!
MAN COMES OUT OF RESTROOM:
MAN: AYAY YUO RESUCED ME
DIRE SHEOS: ANTOTHAR CIRIMES SOLVES!!!!!!1
MAN: GOGONOGNONG EGGNOG
n: YES
MAN : WHO ARE YOU
n is evaL!!!!!!!
n BITES MAN!!!!!
DIRE SHOES SHOTS N
mAN: WTHAT WAS A LCOSE ONE
DIRE SHOES: YOU HAEV RTABIES!!!!!!1
DIRE SHOES SHOOTS MAN
DIRE SHOES: OOPS, I FORGOT TO GET PADE
DIRE SHOES TAKES MANS WALLET
DIRE SHOES: HOORAY
A XOMBY ATTACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY NOSE ICHES
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Hahha
DOOKY LEEGS ENTERS
DOKY LEGS: DOOKY DOOKY!!!1
HE IS LIKE A POKEMON IN THAT HE CAN ONLY SAY HIS NAME AND/OR THE WALKTHROUGH FOR A BOY AND HIS BLOB.
DOOKY LEGS: With the screens now free of enemies, you can explore unscathed. On the second screen, position Blob just before the second orange patch in the grass, give him a tangerine jellybean and collect three peppermints [five equals an additional life]. Then, run eight screens to the right. Here there are two more peppermints, one on each side of the screen. Note, if there are enemies preventing you from reaching the peppermints, just go right a screen, then return and they'll disappear. Use a tangerine jellybean to reach each respectively. DOOKY.
POACHER: I AM AN EVIL POACHER LIKE IN JUMANJI WHICH WAS A VERY FGOOD MOVIE AND A SPECIAL EFACTS EXTARAAVAGAANZA!!! I PACOHYOU WITH PAINT
DOKY LEGS IS ENDANGERED
DOOKY LEGS RUNS.
DOOKY LEGSZ MAKES PUKIE LIKE KEANU TROUT INTHE MATRIES.
I HAVE ETO GO NOW I WOULD HAVE WERITTEN MORE HBUt i have to go ands