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I live on Cape Cod. For those of you that don't know, Cape Cod is a summer destination for rich old white people on the eastern most part of Massachusetts.

The population is about 96% white people, meaning only 4% are out to kill me. There's certain laws here which keep things in an old traditional style, and prices expensive. There's no buildings above 3 stories, no chain restaurants, no nightclubs, and no poor people. The average resident doesn't have a computer, doesn't care about politics, and most everyone owns a boat.

"What is there to do in the wee hours of the morning?", I wondered to myself. I set out to find the answer. While I wouldn't expect much in the winter, it's now the summer so perhaps the tourists would be around for my entertainment. Society teaches us that night time is when the murderists, rapists, and just plain ugly people come out. I decided to test this theory. Dressed in black to disguise myself from drunk drivers, I set off into the night.

Unfortunatly most pictures came out too dark to see anything. This can be blamed on my crappy camera, and the fact it was foggy with some drizzle.

1:47am Home - I set off in my sister's Chevy Prizm with zero power.

1:58am The Harbor - Night fishing isn't in these days I guess. Not a soul to be seen.

2:03am Downtown - Not many shoppers at 2am.

2:11am Hospital - The place looked closed. And here I though sick people knew how to party. Notice UFO in top right.

2:22am Parking lot - Why do they light the entire parking lot when all the stores are closed?

2:28am ??? - UFO sighting #2.

2:35am Convenience store - I found a CVS open and thought now would be a good time for candy. I decided on gummy worms and Mike and Ikes.

3:02am Beach - Last stop of the night. The Atlantic ocean in all it's fury.

I came across less than 10 cars total, and only saw about 3 places open. For a population of 33,000 that's pretty lame. Someone needs to teach these people how to party hard.

Feel free to share any stories you have about the wild nightlife where you live.

that was entertaining. i can't believe how empty it is where you are. how's the crime rate over there? the lit-up empty parking lot is funny.

the nightlife here in Dubai is pretty happening, tho the decent places are expensive. hookers are everywhere. For a night out over here, you'd need about 50$ to reasonably enjoy yourself, though higher profile places will require more than that. in general a pretty okay scene, though im not into the nightlife here. it just dosnt appeal to me and i find it a waste of cash, and the nightlife community feels like a bunch posing not-happy-but-pretending-to-be charade. the chicks here suck and never make moves on guys most of the time which is annoying. Generally, this country is the kind of place filled with desperate horny people who treat fugly women like materialistic queens, thus spoiling them. women here have arrogance issues mostly, and is hard to find a decent girl. IMHO.

In Indonesia however, the nighlife is fkn A, with fun to be had in every corner and with little moolah too. i had lots of my fantasies fulfilled over here. plus got picked up by hot horny non-hoe AZNs which i pretty much enjoyed. :)

Axe come to texas and we can chill all night in a LAN party WOO!!! :eek:

i live in greek town toronto

when greek wins they party for a week straight :( :(

means i get no sleep!

I had a dream about UFOs the other night..

AXEL u were in it woow jk

i live in greek town toronto

when greek wins they party for a week straight :( :(

means i get no sleep!

I had a dream about UFOs the other night..

AXEL u were in it woow jk

But then you get taste of the danforth and everything is :cool:

ive never really been into clubs and shit...guess cause i was under age when i used to go out and get drunk alot...so im used to being in a park, the street or someones house...and i hate bars cause its like $5 atleast for a beer...so you gotta spend like 30 bucks atleast to get drunks, wtf is that. $10 and your good...a 40 and a joint thats all u need...i guess that kinda sounds bad though...to me beer tastes like shit (well i have to admit the good stuff really does taste good) but its mostly kinda gross, so i might as well spend 5 dollars on 40 ounces of 8-10% alcohol...rather then $5 on a we little bottle of 5%...

since im older now and i can actually goto bars i dont mind them as much...i still think its ridiculous and we shouldnt have to pay that much, but what can you do.

People die when they go outside alone at night here.

how's the crime rate over there?

Well the only murder I remember was about six years ago when some darkie from another state shot someone sitting in a car. It was definitly in the worst little section of town though.

They put the police reports in the local newspaper, which I occasionally read. It's mostly people gettting arrested for traffic violations, domestic abuse, or people reporting theft of things from their yard. I haven't heard of any violent crimes other than that murder, but no place is crime free.

The cops here have nothing to do, and mostly seem to spend their time driving around, occupying various coffe shops, and supervising road construction.

axe you have to go to boston one day :o

how's the crime rate over there?

Well the only murder I remember was about six years ago when some darkie from another state shot someone sitting in a car. It was definitly in the worst little section of town though.

 

They put the police reports in the local newspaper, which I occasionally read. It's mostly people gettting arrested for traffic violations, domestic abuse, or people reporting theft of things from their yard. I haven't heard of any violent crimes other than that murder, but no place is crime free.

 

The cops here have nothing to do, and mostly seem to spend their time driving around, occupying various coffe shops, and supervising road construction.

sounds like your place has a pretty low crme rate then...