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Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 9:25 pm
by Blimpet

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 9:34 pm
by Cat

2nd and 4th row r best pls


Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 9:42 pm
by Blimpet

yeah, but the boobs should sway in the wind


Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 11:12 pm
by fr0d

They should be virtual, and fuckable.


 


I bet when they invent VR sex, anime girls will be top selling.



Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 11:34 pm
by Blimpet

They should be virtual, and fuckable.

Speaking of which...


 


Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the saddest online product since AOL.


 


 


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Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2003 6:34 am
by timekeeper

lol.  enhanced bump mapping please


Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2003 4:53 pm
by Blimpet

John Carmack: We've licenced our Doom 3 technology to 3DSlut.com in order to give you the most visually appealing sex game you've ever seen. Using our advanced vertex shaders and bumpmapping technology, you won't have to worry about the drab and sharp angles you experience when having cybersex with previous game heroines such as Cate Archer and Lara Croft. Did you know that there are over 2000 pixels per nipple and have gone into extreme detail when modelling the female's love box, sporting over 500 polygons not indluding the clit? DID YOU?!?!?! No? Well, now you do. *Snort*


Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2003 5:41 pm
by bigjim


They should be virtual, and fuckable.

Speaking of which...


 


Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the saddest online product since AOL.


 


 


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Needs more computer rendered goatse



Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2003 8:13 pm
by Blimpet

I'm sure you can get something like that if you try hard enough.


Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2003 9:01 pm
by otto

I'm sure you can get something like that if you try hard enough.

that would rock so hard...