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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2003 11:43 pm
by Cubensis

Had the BEST FUCKING TIME OF MY LIFE!!!


Well ive only told a few people on these forums about my social problems. Most of them have been from my eyeware style. I wont post pics of them because I am scared of being Photoshopped (ill post my pic with my glasses off). Anyway I wear thick, cokebottle harry potter style glasses(ask Spechell). Well I never dated in highschool, or really had much of a gf, cause i was always self concious of how i looked. Well i got contacts a few weeks ago, and it fucking changed my otherwise boring life.


 


So this lady at work who I have a big crush on invites me to a party at her friends house. normally i turn down such offers, but since we are co-workers i said ok. Went there and had my first alcaholic beverage called an apple martini. I only had one cup, but i still think it had a good effect on me. THEN, another girl that I like from work shows up. She was wearing a low cut halter top, some tight black pants and boots. In other words my jaw was on the floor, cause I had never seen her out of her work uni.


 


Well I didnt have much fun during the first couple of hours, the only pleasure i got was from watching my 2 coworkers in skimpy clothes. I never danced im my life, mainly because I am so big (6'3") and I dont like to be the center of attention.


 


THEN, they dragged me to the dance floor. They were trying to teach me how to dance, so they got this chick with big t and a and she started to "shake her groove thing". Things got intresting when she started to do the "bump and grind", no explination is needed. lets just say Mr. Jhonson came out to play. Then one of my other friends came and danced on the other side of me and i was in the middle. Then the alcahol started to take effect. My other friend, Jen asked me if i wanted to dance. She was the one in the halter top. We never talk much at work.


 


We went on the dance floor and then this is when i didnt want the night to end. She bing her crotch and ass on mywas putting her hands on my body and told me to grab her hips and ass while we were dancing. She put her hands around my waist and she started to do the bump and grind on me too. She was rubbing her ass, crotch and bewbs on my chest and crotch while we were dancing(Think dirty dancing, but dirtier). I was so hard i thought it might break off. I think she knew she was making me get a woddy and she enjoyed the feeling against her butt, thats the only thing I can think. I had never danced before and felt nervous, so when I backed away she kept putting my hands on her body.


 


Anyways now I have a very different outlook on life. I have realised that more people like me than hate me. At the end i got a big hug from Jen. She gave me this puppy dog eye look and said for me to stay but i dont have a good car and people were waiting for me. Then she gave me a big hug, somthing she had never done to me a all before, and asked me if I was gonna come work with her tomorrow.


 


I know this one is tldr, but I just had to tell someone.


:laugh: ?:laugh: ?:laugh: ?



Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 1:15 am
by Spechel EDD

:cool:  :cool:


 


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I think I'm a bachelor again.  :mad:



Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 4:30 am
by Cubensis

:cool: ?:cool:

 


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I think I'm a bachelor again. ?:mad:



Did she take it really bad?



Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 4:41 am
by Pariah Redux

Glad you had a good time. Keep going to the parties :)


Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 6:11 am
by r@nd0m

but did you get head?


Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 10:07 am
by NebZ

pictures next time pls ;D


Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 1:17 pm
by JFK

wait what, there is a front page?


Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 5:33 pm
by Cubensis

IWhen were dancing together she put my hands around her waist and hips.  I backed up a little, and she asked me why I backed up.  i hope she dosnt think im not intrested, cause i sure am!


Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 5:57 pm
by Spechel EDD


:cool: ?:cool:

 


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I think I'm a bachelor again. ?:mad:



Did she take it really bad?



Well... I just got back to LA from my flight.


 


I called her up while I was in Denver still and she hung up seeming like she was pissed. I called her up a little while ago and asked if she wants to go get some coffee for lunch. She agreed. I hope she doesn't throw the cup at my crotch. :(



Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 11:28 pm
by big_tex

wait what, there is a front page?

lies