Fairly funneh

Jusander · Post by **Jusander** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 1:00 pm

Cookie to the one who first guesses which song this is a parody of:

You roll a joint but i roll one too

You light the doobie and i sniff some glue

So while the ecstacy destroys your back

You better dance all night and smoke some crack

The acid hits and the trip begins

It's time for alcohol and vitamins

But screw the vitamins and smoke a fag

You get the munchies and a porno mag

Whooooooaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!

The trip gets weird as you start to fly

Out of the window in the open sky

Your mates are laughing but you don't know why

Just then some aliens come floating by

They beam you up and they light a bong

These dudes are stoners and they sing a song

It sounds like Slayer mixed with Elton John

You buy their album and you sing along

Whooooooaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!

Five hours later you're in your flat

Covered in puke and beer and other crap

Having a come down, you hear the door

They shout "open up", but you're on the floor

They break the door down and in they come

200 pissed off cops, they all have guns

So there's a lesson here for all you mugs

Get high on life and stay away from drugs!

Whooooooaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!

(by Monkeys Steal My Sanity)

Blimpet · Post by **Blimpet** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 3:31 pm

Wow, that left me fucking clueless.

macabre · Post by **macabre** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 3:48 pm

chumbaWUMBA! tubthumping ;0

Jusander · Post by **Jusander** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 4:07 pm

The parody is called "The Tripper" - I thought it would be too easy with this peace of information.

Jono · Post by **Jono** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 7:53 pm

high on life...they had that theme on 'freaks and geeks' once, best show evar :D

Jusander · Post by **Jusander** » Thu Oct 24, 2002 8:57 pm

Oh well, since nobody seems to be interested the original song is The Trooper by Iron Maiden:

You'll take my life but I'll take yours too

You'll fire your musket but I'll run you through

So when you're waiting for the next attack

You'd better stand there's no turning back

The bugle sounds and the charge begins

But on this battlefield no one wins

The smell of acrid smoke and horses breath

As I plunge on into certain death

Oooooooo! Oooooooo!

The horse he sweats with fear we break to run

The mighty roar of the Russian guns

And as we race toward the human wall

The screams of pain as my comrades fall

We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground

And the Russians fire another round

We get so near yet so far away

We won't live to fight another day

Oooooooo! Oooooooo!

We get so close near enough to fight

When a Russian gets me in his sights

He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow

A burst of rounds take my horse below

And as I lay there gazing at the sky

My body's numb and my throat is dry

And as I lay forgotten and alone

Without a tear I draw my parting groan

Oooooooo! Oooooooo!

Blimpet · Post by **Blimpet** » Thu Oct 24, 2002 9:05 pm

I've never listened to Iron Maiden.

Maybe if you chose a popular cool song like "Oops I Did It Again" or "Genie In A Bottle"...

Jusander · Post by **Jusander** » Thu Oct 24, 2002 9:25 pm

Yeah... I know. I just saw this parody on a website and thought there would be at least someone here who would recognize it.