i just caught my testicle in my zipper

otto · Post by **otto** » Fri Dec 27, 2002 8:22 am

:look:

coma · Post by **coma** » Fri Dec 27, 2002 2:44 pm

what?

http://home.btconnect.com/KTF/zipper4.jpg

(not work safe)

Kindred · Post by **Kindred** » Fri Dec 27, 2002 6:09 pm

Man how the hell did you manage that. I personally am overzealously protective of me cack and balls.

otto · Post by **otto** » Fri Dec 27, 2002 7:53 pm

i wasnt paying attention :(

Kindred · Post by **Kindred** » Fri Dec 27, 2002 8:03 pm

Gotta safeguard the man meat. It is a valuable tool.

otto · Post by **otto** » Fri Dec 27, 2002 8:13 pm

yes i know...i will never zip without checking thouroughly again...

Kindred · Post by **Kindred** » Fri Dec 27, 2002 8:18 pm

I reccomend you get a nurse to give your sack a proper bag massage as treatment. It will also help the pain tremedously if she rememebers to give the shaft some love too. ;)

otto · Post by **otto** » Fri Dec 27, 2002 10:58 pm

ya i told me girlfriend she said she would kiss it and make it better....

Kindred · Post by **Kindred** » Fri Dec 27, 2002 10:59 pm

ya i told me girlfriend she said she would kiss it and make it better....

Make sure she wears a nurses outfit or it wont do anygood. ;)

otto · Post by **otto** » Fri Dec 27, 2002 11:00 pm

dued my mom is a nurse that would be bad