My NYE

[Heners_UK]

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[14:35:11] <03Heners> Good lord, worst NYE ever

[14:35:56] <03Heners> Turn up to this cheesy porn party, hosted by 2 lasses. I thoug, horray! horny women for the most part and porn.

[14:36:01] <03Heners> There were only 3 lasses there

[14:36:13] <03Nekton> 8==AFI - Reivers Music==D

[14:36:33] <03Heners> There were also several very drunk 16 year olds

[14:36:39] <03Heners> These guys all pass out

[14:36:53] <03Heners> One of the ladies also falls and bangs her head

[14:36:58] <02coma> so did you get head or not

[14:37:12] <02nemo> http://www.likebuttah.com/SA/rockinmike.gif

[14:37:29] <03Heners> Eventually, after holding a bucket under somones head and making sure hes alive, we ring an ambulance

[14:37:38] <02coma> lol fgt

[14:37:38] <03Heners> Which decides we need a second ambulance

[14:37:43] <02bigjim> haha

[14:37:51] <03Heners> Which takes 2 of the drunks to hospital

[14:38:16] <02bigjim> ambulances are never good when underage drinking is involved

[14:38:21] <03Heners> Im sat in a hospital ward untill 5 fucking am waiting for these fuckersd to come round

[14:38:38] <03Nekton> rape is pretty good when underage drinking is involved though

[14:38:40] <03Heners> So I can shout at them with one of my friends

[14:38:50] <02coma> why did you wait

[14:39:00] <03Heners> coma: Because they were christian white men

[14:39:07] <02coma> stfu rascist

[14:39:37] <03Nekton> 8==Agents of Oblivion - The Hangman's Daughter==D

[14:39:40] <03Heners> And when one of the totally unresponsive fuckheads woke up he had the nerve to start getting cheeky

[14:40:02] <02coma> ollo

[14:40:08] <03Heners> We nearly tore the shit out of him and put him back in A&E

[14:40:28] <02bigjim> A&E?

[14:40:35] <03Nekton> 8==Mars Volta - State Your Preference==D

[14:40:36] <Bean> accident and ememergency

[14:40:39] <02bigjim> ah

[14:40:49] <03Heners> Eventually, we stuck them. Left them checked at the hospital, no money, just there phones, and thier parents number

[14:40:52] <02bigjim> i drank too much too fast.. but it was great anyway

[14:41:13] <Bean> sounded like fun hen

[14:41:15] <03Heners> We told them to fucking ring them or walk home, they werent getting in my fucking car

[14:41:21] <02coma> lolo

[14:41:28] <02bigjim> hehe

[14:41:33] <03Heners> Satisfaction though:

[14:41:40] <02bigjim> im sure you werent the only one in that situation last night ;0

[14:41:44] <03Heners> One guy had to have his SUIT cut open to check he was ok

[14:42:00] <03Heners> And his head shaven because they needed to check a head operation

[14:42:11] <03Heners> (ok, my friends did the shaving bit)

[14:42:19] <02bigjim> hah

[14:42:27] <03Heners> but the docs saw the scars and xrayed

[14:42:45] <03Heners> and I hope that gave him infectious skull cancers

[14:43:03] <02bigjim> some guys were talking about shaving "drunk" in my head.. but my cousin jim was there

[14:43:17] <02bigjim> and i dont think any of them wanted any of that action ;0

[14:43:53] <02bigjim> goddamn sober people shouldnt pick on the drunks... ;(

[14:44:02] <03Heners> Most of the nurses and docs said that we were doing the right thing calling the ambulance and staying with them

[14:44:15] <03Heners> There was one doc who just wanted to find a way to blame EVERYONE

[14:44:25] <03Heners> Even me who was sober

[14:44:28] <02bigjim> lol

[14:44:42] <03Heners> He was liek "Who was responsible for him at the party

[14:44:43] <03Heners> ?"

[14:44:46] <03Nekton> 8==The Mars Volta - Concertina==D

[14:44:47] <03Heners> Looking at us

[14:44:57] <03Heners> "Were there any drugs?" lookng at us

[14:45:18] <03Heners> Then when the fuckers came round

[14:45:35] <03Heners> "You shitheads wasted so much time" etc . etc...

[14:46:10] <03Heners> Im going to post this log on the boards

[mR p0t8o h3d]

[14:46:10] <03Heners> Im going to post this log on the boards

so true :/

[bigjim]

sry heners

hope the next one treats you better

[Heners_UK]

Heres a better version:

 

Turning up to where I had to chose to spend NYE, at a cheesy porn party, hosted by lasses (and you would hope therefore, filled with them). Finding 2 (of 3) nice looking girls (and one who was a nice person, but I wouldnt touch her), the hosts of this party, both had boyfriends, dressed as playboy bunnies, and porn playing on the TVs, this is what I would consider the highlight. At the other end of the scale, some scally 16 year olds were drinking like fucking morons who wanted to see god. Frankly, I wish they had now.

 

Eventually, 3 people, from the same group of friends, pass out. 2 of them in both the toilets (p.s. one decides to drink from it). We haul the worse looking one onto the sofa, hold a bucket under his head. Midnight comes and goes.

 

[E/N]Thanks a fucking lot dipshits, 2k3 has started with my hands covered in your vomit. Imagine what this year is going to hold.... <insert e/n stuff> [/E/N]

 

At the same time, one of the fine girls falls and hurts her head.

 

Ambulance is called, which in turn requests a second ambulance. 2 of the drunks were taken to hospital. I, being sober as I spotted this party was going to be shit before I drank too much, followed in my car. Unfortuatly, one of the first aid trained guys, who was goign in the ambulance with one of the drunks, had a girlfriend who insisted on coming, well ok then. But then someone who could serve no possible use at the hospital decides he wants be be a hero. Eventually, I couldnt be arsed to argue and let him come.

 

1am, Leeds General Infirmary, explaining how all these guys friends are passed out and we dont know his name nor parents phone number. I run those who want to be run home home. I return just in time to see one of the fuckers wake up, at 4 am.

 

He has the nerve to try a bit of lip, ask why the hell he was brought down here, saying he wouldnt ring his parents. Me and the remaining friend inform his fuckheadty that he wont be getting a lift home from us, especially after he took this attitude and he can either do exactly what we tell him, or we can wait till his friend comes round then we (me and my friend) leave. After arguing with him and putting him back in his fucking place, and his friend waking up, we leave them there. Essentially, they had 2 options, ring thierparents on his mobile, or walk home in the freezing rain. Note: they had to cut one of the guys SUITs to check he was ok. So he was missing most of a sleve, all of his back, most of his shirt (ok, party goer cut some, as they cut off some of his hair).

 

We dont know, nor care what happened to them. We expect they waited at the hospital untill a reasonable hour (it was 5am when we left), then called in thier parents. Either way, dumping them at the hospital, having left a message on thier parents answering machine, was the only way to ensure these fuckers got in shit and most of us got some small retribution for spending our new year keeping them from chocking on thier own vomit.

[nimec]

that really sucks, my new years was uneventful though. ?I was at a party at my neighbors house with parents and shit, it was alright. ?So my two neighbors (who are around the same age as me 15 and 16, im 17), took some vodka from the party and we went over the one girls house. ?We drank it and came back, nothin big. ?Later though another neighbor of ours, Katie, who was at some party with her friends came back to the party we were all at drunk as shit. ?She kept trying to spell out words to prove she wasnt drunk and she kept trying to do the finger thing when you follow it with your eyes. ?We didnt want to let her into the house, cuz everyone was sitting at the table and they would know she was drinking. ?But some how she pulled it off, either that or none of the parents wanted to say anything and her mom was juist stupid. ?New years went by mad fast.

[Chomps]

The important thing is that no one got hurt.

[fr0d]

None of my friends wanted to do anything with me, so I decided to go get some chicken wings at my favourite bar and spend new years there.

 

It turned out that one of the waitresses there was a girl I went to junior high with, and she recently came back to Mississauga from a few years trying to make it on her own in Niagara Falls, and now she is part timing a 20'th century history major at UofT, smrt p0nts!

 

Horaj!! I thought, well, I chatted her up for awhile, but forgot about my wings. So of course I had to eat my wings, so I asked for suicide, and got them.

 

They were yummy wings. The beer was yummy too, and I drank a lot of it. The good thing about being drunk is you lose your beer snobbery, and any old pisswater will suffice. I drank a $5 chugger of this stuff called Yankee Jim's Ice Brew.

 

Anyways, midnight came, I got a kiss from Erin and some other random chick. I waited around the bar, and offered her a ride home. The taxi came, and as we were sitting she invited me to her house.

 

I thought I was gonna get lucky, and the night would be really cool! Nope, it turns out her roomie was having a party, and we were gonna join. No problem I though, I paid to taxi driver, and walked up to the front door.

 

'Erin, Fresh Meat' smiled a walking landmass. A fucking fatty, and a fucking fatty party. I think the minimum weight was 250lbs at this party. Coyly, I replied with 'Sorry, we forgot the bucket of chicken, but I do have a salami stashed away,' well, at least maybe I did, I was pretty tanked.

 

So this fatty party, had a lot of fatty food, and beer + sausage rolls wrapped in bacon don't go very well, because that is when the rumbling started. I deep rumble in my bowels, and as my cardiac sphincter opened, a torrent of yellow foam pushed its way into my mouth.

 

I am a gentleman, so of course I held it in. Swallowed, and nearly vomited all over Erin, who at this point was rather tanked her self. 'I will be right back, I ha...' too late, I looked into her eyes, as she rolled them back, arched up, and hurled all over my shirt!

 

Of course I take the shirt off, and look for a sink that is not filled with ice, and or pre-packaged cheese slices. Yet none is available. I decide I have had it with this party, I go to say goodbye to Erin, and find out she has gone to bed.

 

Whatever, I am sick of this fatty party, I leave around 3 AM. Walking at the time seemed like a good idea, and I really didn't think it would take long to walk home.

 

Well, I got home at 8 AM. I was all the way in Oakville, near some bumville oakville white trash farm. I walked, walked walked bla bla bla. I saw cows, I walked past them. I saw a horse eating weeds, I laughed at it, walked past. I finally see some street lights, AHH the highway, and a nice large Timhortons.

 

Coffee pwns.

<3 happy new yars!!!!

[otto]

i was supposed to go to my girl's house for a party there, but unfortunatly she lives 45 min away...30 min before im supposed to leave, my ride calls and flakes on me...so i call all 5 other ride possibilitys, and all 5 are busy. so, instead of doing anything even remotely fun, i stayed at home, watched tv, and ate a pizza bought with a forged check stolen from my  moms check stash. best part of the night, was when i burped right at 12:00, and this was a monster belch...i can now safely say i burped for two consecutive years.

 

my parents have been out of town since saturday, and so far the only parents-are-out-of-town thing ive done is get extremely trashed a few nights ago...bah, oh well

 

with any luck ill be at my girls house today...maybe

[sh3p]

went to my mates house, got drunk, went to town, got more drunk, met lasses, let lasses take advantage of my drunk state (5 times ?_?) went back to my mates house, watched porn, fell asleep.

 

happy new year!

[glory]

i went to sleep at 10 and woke up at 8, what a new years eve!