Cat and Chomps' Story

Chomps · Post by **Chomps** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 5:49 am

When she woke up, she realized she in bed next to Dr. Chomps. ?She inquired into the odd situation and Dr. Chomps replied, "ya we fux." ?Cat reminded Dr. Chomps that she had AIDS and explained what STD stands for. ?As Dr. Chomps sized up his predicament, Cat reached over for the rifle.

KBC · Post by **KBC** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 6:43 am

ooo...kinky!

NebZ · Post by **NebZ** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 7:44 am

this thread gets 5 stars.

Cat · Post by **Cat** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 9:09 pm

She unloaded the clip, and ate it. "I'm hungry," Cat stated. "Lets go eat," Chomps replied. Then they flew to the nearest resturaunt. They ordered when suddenly there ones only one piece of bread left. "I NEED THIS BREAD TO FEED MY FAMILY," Chomps said, BUT THEN SUDDENLY, HE TURNED INTO A PIRATE. "YARRRRRRRRRRRRRR," said Chomps. "hiss," said Cat.

Angeldust · Post by **Angeldust** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 9:20 pm

lololol

though the mural's pretty dead, this thread's teh funneh! :D

Kindred · Post by **Kindred** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 9:35 pm

I thought I was going to be a pirate? :(

Chomps · Post by **Chomps** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 10:32 pm

Cat tore the bread from Chomps' tiny hand. ?"Yarrr," exclaimed Chomps as he lunged over the table at Cat with the butter knife. ?Just then, Head Chef Kindred burst in from the kitchen with a machine gun and blew Chomps away, causing an obscene amount of blood to fly all over the place.

Kindred · Post by **Kindred** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 10:44 pm

Thats right no one messes with my Kitten. ;)

Michael-Corleone · Post by **Michael-Corleone** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 10:48 pm

kindred pwns all

rudesmurf · Post by **rudesmurf** » Sun Feb 02, 2003 4:00 am

more please :naughty: