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I think that's the best I could come up with. Feel free to check out the others. You won't understand a few (actually, you won't understand most of them) because they have to do with friends and people I know, but the rest are fairly accessible (boy, that was a stretch). You'll notice how I actually tried to make punchlines back in '02. They failed miseraly. After giving the bitch a rest for a while, I've kicked her back up again and have set out with a new direction. That direction is the one that involves ridiculously pointless and abstract horse shit that would appeal to that of seven year old retard. Oh well.
In any case, feel free to pour your talents into this contraption and share the results.