Crazy things happen in real life

JFK · Post by **JFK** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 5:40 am

this one disgruntled middle-aged black guy that my friend and I occasionally talk to

Axe · Post by **Axe** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 6:31 am

I only keep dead bodies in my car so it's pretty lame by comparison.

I most definitly want to hear the human corpse story!

mr_lee · Post by **mr_lee** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 8:19 am

:spooky:

pfft that's nothing pest - i got attacked by a fucking emu a few weeks ago. the fucker hammered my hand :(

mr_gee · Post by **mr_gee** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 11:35 am

haha rich!

a bird shit on my head when I was a kid and I started eating it.. wow

Pestilence · Post by **Pestilence** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 6:45 pm

loolololol

an emu eh....lol

this bird was scarey as hell though...i ran for like a block...then i huddled in the bus shelter till the bus came

Himmelstossen · Post by **Himmelstossen** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 10:02 pm

emu's can kill man... They tear with teh claws and shit... I never trust them, a bird that can't fly is just a tad too suspicious to me... :eek:

Himmelstossen · Post by **Himmelstossen** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 10:04 pm

Tell the corpse story ;0

As for me not much crazy shit happens here much, I go past corpses every other day but i don't run over them, i mean what a spiteful thing to do tsk tsk tsk

Btw cao u r damn fine lookin (in a southern accent :)

my my mah dear... the lord has blest u, not once but twice..

I must have been drunk when I wrote this... the only thing that made sense in that was that cao's good looking ;0 state the obvious.. btw so are you l33 u sexy thing.. where u been all mah life ? :0

JFK · Post by **JFK** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 10:08 pm

this thread got hijacked :cool:

caoutchouc · Post by **caoutchouc** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 4:35 am

OK the tale of the corpse.

**Pika was hyping this story; I don't know why all my friend's think it's so amazing, but whatever

Alright. My family (mom dad and brother) and I were driving on the freeway home from Red Lobster. All of a sudden we go over a big lump in the road. This is no squirrel or skunk. Although it wasn't really substantial enough to be a deer. So we all hope that it was a dog or something. The drive home is rather sad after that.

God I can't believe we hit that dog. :(

When we get home we turn on the news... looks like there had been a homeless woman trying to cross the freeway and had been hit, and then subsequently run over by a bunch of cars after... our car was the 6th or something. The police came to our house and questioned my parents and brother... and took samples from the bottom of our car. Yeah, there was human goo hanging from the bottom of our van :eek:

It smelled terrible.

Seraph · Post by **Seraph** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 5:01 am

That's intense.