The evil Dr. Toucher McChildren is on the loose again!
Join me and together we can rid the world of evil and look totally sweet while doing it. In case you forgot how to transform yourself into a ninja, instructions can be found here: http://www.semi0.com/images/ninja-instructions.jpg
Yes this is older than Jesus himself, but I never got a chance to do it. Now....ninjas assemble!
I present to you, Ninja! (now in widescreen format).