Let's make a thread about funny semi0 quotes!

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Axe
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Post by Axe »


We did this before here, although that was nearly a year ago. Surely there are more terrific quotes by now.


 


OH GOD A FUCKING BUNK BED


TIME TO CRY


 


Thanks for trashing this thread kiddos.


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Stiffer
Posts: 478
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2002 7:31 pm

Post by Stiffer »


where is the one


with some 1 from semi


who called him self plane


and joined on 9/11 a room like #newyork


or something like that and than did things like


*Plane crashes on WTC


 


lol :o


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Michael-Corleone
Posts: 1398
Joined: Wed Apr 03, 2002 8:11 am

Post by Michael-Corleone »


[19:48:34] <Duo> someone in my eq guild is getting married in the game


[19:48:34] <Duo> i swear to god


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Cat
Posts: 914
Joined: Sat Apr 20, 2002 3:52 am

Post by Cat »


Ok Chomps, MC, and I were role-playing and it was pretty lol.


 


NUMBER ONE


 


[23:31:37] * ||COOLBEANZ||Chomps is now known as Mom


[23:31:44] <@Mom> dinner's ready


[23:32:09] * @||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer slaps mom's behind


[23:32:14] <@||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer> atta girl


[23:32:18] <@||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer> whats for dinner


[23:32:21] <@||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer> and if you say porkchops


[23:32:22] <@[mimic]mc> ||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer which family member are you


[23:32:23] <@||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer> i swear


[23:32:23] <@Mom> get into character cat


[23:32:23] <@Mom> get into character cat


[23:32:23] <@Mom> get into character cat


[23:32:24] <@Mom> get into character cat


[23:32:26] <@||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer> i will hit you


[23:32:31] <@||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer> im dad


[23:32:34] * ||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer is now known as Dad


[23:32:43] * [mimic]mc is now known as Son


[23:32:47] * @Mom warms up acting abilities


[23:32:47] <@Son> fuck this mom!


[23:32:50] <@Son> i hate your food!


[23:32:53] <@Son> i hate you too dad!!!


[23:32:59] <@Mom> son calm down please


[23:33:00] <@Mom> dear


[23:33:04] <@Mom> if you dont like it


[23:33:09] <@Mom> I'll make you someting else


[23:33:12] <@Son> i'll go to the slipknot concert if i want!


[23:33:19] <@Dad> SoN!


[23:33:19] <@Son> i want some fucking pizza


[23:33:20] <@Mom> but you have SATs that day


[23:33:21] <@Dad> come here


[23:33:27] <@Son> fuck the SATs


[23:33:27] <@Dad> let me show you some pictures


[23:33:30] <@Dad> of my childhood


[23:33:31] <@Son> i dont want to go to college


[23:33:34] <@Dad> SON!


[23:33:37] <@Dad> dont ever say that


[23:33:37] <@Son> goddamnit dad


[23:33:39] * @Mom goes into other room and weeps


[23:33:39] <@Son> you're so boring


[23:33:46] <@Son> STOP CRYING BITCH


[23:33:48] <@Dad> your mom didnt finish school and now shes cookings shitty meals


[23:33:56] <@Dad> DO YOU WANT TO BE A GIRL??


[23:33:56] <@Son> yeah, so true


[23:34:05] * @Mom goes upstairs sobbing


[23:34:19] * @Son stomps upstairs to room


[23:34:25] * @Son turns on goth music really loud


[23:34:33] * @Dad follows Mom


[23:34:39] * @Mom is in bathroom


[23:34:47] * @Mom masturbates


[23:34:48] * @Dad slaps Mom


[23:34:53] <@Mom> harder


[23:35:02] <@Dad> You bitch, where the fuck is our dinner.


[23:35:04] * @Dad slaps Mom harder


[23:35:14] <@Mom> we're having eggs


[23:35:18] * @Mom pulls out an egg


[23:35:22] * @Son walks into bathroom


[23:35:23] <@Son> WHAT THE FUCK


[23:35:30] <@Dad> Son! its not what you think


[23:35:32] * @Mom shoots blood at son


[23:35:42] <@Son> you disgust me


[23:35:45] * @Son takes out gun


[23:35:48] <@Mom> NO SON


[23:35:51] <@Mom> YOU CAME OUT OF HERE


[23:35:52] <@Dad> Son!


[23:35:53] <@Dad> NO!


[23:35:54] * @Mom points at thingy


[23:36:00] <@Dad> NO! dont do it


[23:36:03] <@Dad> think of your girlfriend


[23:36:03] * @Son shoots at Mom's knee caps


[23:36:08] <@Dad> NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[23:36:09] * @Mom dances out the way


[23:36:15] * @Son shoots at Dad's somach


[23:36:17] <@Son> haha


[23:36:23] <@Dad> oh god why


[23:36:23] * @Son leaves


[23:36:28] * @Son takes Dad's BMW


[23:36:30] * @Dad falls to the floor and dies


[23:36:35] * @Mom humps dad


[23:36:40] <@Dad> o yeah


[23:36:42] <@Dad> thats hot


[23:36:48] <@Mom> what the fuck


[23:36:48] * @Son drives around


[23:36:49] <@Mom> youre dead


[23:36:56] * @Son floors it


[23:36:57] <@Dad> I SAID THATS HOT BITCH


[23:37:02] <@Dad> get me my sandwich and beer


[23:37:03] * @Son drives into light pole


[23:37:04] * @Son dies


[23:37:11] * @Mom dies from blood loss


[23:37:16] <@Son> gfg


[23:37:18] <@Son> n/t


[23:37:19] <@Dad> where the fuck is my sandwich


[23:37:22] <@Dad> where the fuck is my sandwich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[23:37:25] <@Son> where is my pizza!!!!!!


[23:37:30] <@Mom> where are my eggs?


[23:37:36] <@Dad> bitch died before she made my sandiwch


 


 


NUMBER TWO


 


[23:39:00] * @Nurse goes to bathroom


[23:39:03] * @Nurse poops


[23:39:18] <@Officer> OH SHIT I GOT SHOT GUSY


[23:39:22] <@Officer> OFUCK


[23:39:25] <@Officer> SHIT THIS FUCKING HURTS


[23:39:31] <@Officer> RIGHT IN THE THIGH


[23:39:34] <@Officer> OW FUICK FUCK


[23:39:36] <@Officer> HELP ME


[23:39:41] <@Doctor_> haha sorry im only a vet


[23:39:44] <@Doctor_> gg


[23:39:48] <@Officer> end scene


 


NUMBER THREE


 


[23:43:45] <@Librarian> Shhhhh


[23:43:48] <@Librarian> quiet down, boys


[23:43:51] * Elderly_Woman is now known as NoisyGuy


[23:43:52] <@Librarian> it's a library


[23:43:55] * NoisyGuy is now known as NoisyJerk


[23:43:56] * @Nerd thinks to myself looking up porn at the library is great


[23:44:04] * @NoisyJerk walks up to Nerd


[23:44:06] <@Librarian> what are you looking at anyway


[23:44:14] <@Nerd> um...


[23:44:14] <@NoisyJerk> HEY NERD


[23:44:18] <@Librarian> SHHHHHHHH


[23:44:19] <@Nerd> i was... um..


[23:44:24] <@NoisyJerk> I HEARD YOU WERE HITTING ON MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


[23:44:30] <@Nerd> no no


[23:44:31] <@NoisyJerk> IS THIS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!???????????//


[23:44:36] <@Librarian> I'm going to ask you to leave


[23:44:38] <@Nerd> umm.. i dont... know your sister


[23:44:42] <@NoisyJerk> THATS IT


[23:44:49] * JFK (~zachmorri@jayeffkay.user.gamesurge) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)


[23:44:49] <@Librarian> BOYS!@!


[23:44:51] <@NoisyJerk> YOU,ME,FLAGPOLE 3PM TOMORROW


[23:44:53] <@NoisyJerk> BE THERE


[23:45:04] <@NoisyJerk> LIBRARIAN PLEASE STOP


[23:45:08] * JFK (~zachmorri@jayeffkay.user.gamesurge) has joined #semicolon-zero


[23:45:08] * ChanServ sets mode: +o JFK


[23:45:09] <@NoisyJerk> HE WAS HITTING ON MY SISTER


[23:45:11] <@Librarian> OH DEAR LORD WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS


[23:45:11] <@NoisyJerk> HE IS A JERK


[23:45:12] <@Nerd> no


[23:45:14] <@Nerd> i wasn't


[23:45:15] <@Librarian> OH DEAR LORD WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS


[23:45:16] <@Nerd> i swear


[23:45:30] <@NoisyJerk> NERD WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT GAY PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[23:45:33] <@NoisyJerk> ARE YOU GAY!!


[23:45:33] <@Librarian> END SCENE


[23:45:38] <@Librarian> 3:00 PM


[23:45:46] * Librarian is now known as HotTeacher


[23:45:55] * @NoisyJerk waits at the flagpole


[23:45:56] <@HotTeacher> okay class is out


[23:45:59] <@HotTeacher> bye nerd


[23:46:08] <@NoisyJerk> WHERE IS THE NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[23:46:14] <@Nerd> no


[23:46:19] <@HotTeacher> he's over here, noisyjerk


[23:46:21] <@HotTeacher> under the desk


[23:46:21] <@Nerd> i can't leave teacher


[23:46:25] <@Nerd> no !


[23:46:28] <@Nerd> shhh quiet


[23:46:30] <@Nerd> please dont tell him


[23:46:31] <@HotTeacher> what are you looking at anyway?


[23:46:39] <@HotTeacher> OH DEAR LORD


[23:46:47] * @NoisyJerk walks up to Nerd


[23:46:54] * @Nerd runs


[23:46:54] * @HotTeacher leaves to vomit


[23:46:57] * @Nerd trips


[23:47:03] * @Nerd tries to scramble away


[23:47:03] * @HotTeacher trips over nerd


[23:47:03] * @NoisyJerk runs after Nerd


[23:47:13] * @NoisyJerk trips over HotTeacher


[23:47:19] <@HotTeacher> ow my ass


[23:47:19] * @NoisyJerk accidently rapes her


[23:47:22] * @Nerd kisses HotTeacher


[23:47:22] <@NoisyJerk> OH SHI


[23:47:24] * @Nerd runs


[23:47:27] * @HotTeacher takes off shirt


[23:47:34] * @Nerd runs into locker


[23:47:36] * @NoisyJerk accidently gives HotTeacher babies


[23:47:37] * @Nerd cracks skull


[23:47:38] * @Nerd dies


[23:47:50] <@HotTeacher> OH NO WHATS THIS COMING OUT OF MY STOMACH


[23:47:53] * @HotTeacher dies


[23:47:58] * HotTeacher is now known as StrongGermanBaby


[23:47:59] <@StrongGermanBaby> sup


[23:48:01] <@NoisyJerk> ITS MY PENIS


[23:48:11] * @StrongGermanBaby grabs jerk's penis


[23:48:12] <@NoisyJerk> HES SO BEAUTIFUL


[23:48:13] * @Nerd Jew


[23:48:17] * Nerd is now known as Jew


[23:48:21] <@StrongGermanBaby> gj cat


[23:48:28] <@NoisyJerk> gg


[23:48:37] <@StrongGermanBaby> HEY IS THAT A JEW


[23:48:50] <@StrongGermanBaby> you and me


[23:48:52] <@StrongGermanBaby> flagpole


[23:48:54] <@StrongGermanBaby> 4 o clock


[23:49:22] * @Jew dies


[23:49:28] * StrongGermanBaby sets mode: +b *!*@Michael-Corleone.user.gamesurge


[23:49:28] * ChanServ sets mode: -b *!*@Michael-Corleone.user.gamesurge


[23:49:32] * Jew was kicked by StrongGermanBaby (jew)


[23:49:32] * StrongGermanBaby was kicked by ChanServ (That user is protected.)


[23:49:32] * Jew (~asdf@Michael-Corleone.user.gamesurge) has joined #semicolon-zero


 


 


NUMBER FOUR


 


[23:50:14] * StrongGermanBaby is now known as Bear


[23:50:18] <@Bear> roar


[23:50:26] * @Jew Canadian


[23:50:29] <@Jew> damn


[23:50:29] <@Bear> aahahah


[23:50:30] <@Bear> a


[23:50:31] <@NoisyJerk> gg


[23:50:32] <@Bear> hhhhhahaha


[23:50:40] <@NoisyJerk> youve done that like 3 times now gg


[23:50:41] * Jew is now known as Canadian_Lumberjack


[23:50:44] <@Canadian_Lumberjack> 2 times


[23:50:49] <@Bear> i did it once


[23:50:52] * @Canadian_Lumberjack spots bear


[23:50:55] * @Canadian_Lumberjack throws axe


[23:50:56] <@Bear> mc


[23:50:57] <@Bear> mc


[23:50:57] <@Bear> mc


[23:51:00] <@Bear> mccharacter


[23:51:13] <@Canadian_Lumberjack> i am mc


[23:51:17] <@NoisyJerk> no i am


[23:51:29] <@Bear> what the fuck is a noisyjerk doing here


[23:51:34] <@Canadian_Lumberjack> Canadian_Lumberjack ~asdf@214.92.205.68.cfl.rr.com 68.205.92.214


[23:51:34] <@Canadian_Lumberjack> gfg


[23:51:36] <@NoisyJerk> Bear


[23:51:42] <@NoisyJerk> YOU, ME, FLAGPOLE


[23:51:47] <@Bear> roar


[23:51:48] <@NoisyJerk> 3 PM


[23:51:50] <@Bear> roar


[23:51:59] * @Bear maul NoisyJerk


[23:52:06] * @NoisyJerk gets knocked out


[23:52:09] * @Canadian_Lumberjack shoots bear


[23:52:14] <@Bear> roar


[23:52:16] * @Bear falls over


[23:52:25] * @NoisyJerk wakes up


[23:52:28] <@NoisyJerk> Phew


[23:52:31] <@NoisyJerk> thanks sir


[23:52:35] * @Bear wakes up


[23:52:36] <@Bear> roar


[23:52:37] <@NoisyJerk> I know im a jerk and a noisy one at that


[23:52:39] <@NoisyJerk> but im safe


[23:52:40] * @Bear maul NoisyJerk


[23:52:44] * @NoisyJerk gets knocked out


[23:52:53] * @Canadian_Lumberjack shoots bear


[23:52:58] <@Bear> roar


[23:53:01] * @Bear falls over


[23:53:08] * @NoisyJerk wakes up


[23:53:12] <@NoisyJerk> Phew


[23:53:15] <@NoisyJerk> thanks again


[23:53:18] <@Canadian_Lumberjack> no problem


[23:53:18] * @Bear wakes up


[23:53:19] <@NoisyJerk> i have a bit of a headache


[23:53:21] <@NoisyJerk> but im fine


[23:53:21] <@Bear> roar


[23:53:29] * @Bear mauls Canadian_Lumberjack


[23:53:35] * @NoisyJerk gets knocked out


[23:53:42] * @Bear falls over


[23:53:43] * @Canadian_Lumberjack turns gun on NoisyJerk


[23:53:46] * @Canadian_Lumberjack fires


[23:53:49] * @Canadian_Lumberjack turns gun on bean


[23:53:53] * @Canadian_Lumberjack turns gun on bear


[23:53:55] * @Canadian_Lumberjack fires


[23:53:58] * @Canadian_Lumberjack turns gun on self


[23:53:59] * Bear is now known as Bean_


[23:54:00] <@Bean_> NOOO


[23:54:01] * @Canadian_Lumberjack fires


[23:54:04] * @Canadian_Lumberjack dies


[23:54:07] * @Bean_ dies


[23:54:08] * Bean_ is now known as Bear


[23:54:09] * @Bear dies


[23:54:15] * @NoisyJerk gets knocked out


[23:54:16] * @Bear falls over


[23:54:20] <@Canadian_Lumberjack> ok


[23:54:24] <@Canadian_Lumberjack> enuff 4 2nite


[23:54:24] <@Bear> END SCENE


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Himmelstossen
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Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2001 11:58 am

Post by Himmelstossen »


George Bush: Most of our imports are from overseas...


 


it aint ";0" but its worth posting


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Chomps
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Joined: Tue Sep 11, 2001 11:30 am

Post by Chomps »


<Michael-Corleone> CHOMPS


<Chomps> MC


<Chomps> do you remember what we did last night


<Michael-Corleone> no


<Michael-Corleone> i was so wasted


<Chomps> yeah


<Chomps> phew hope it wasnt anything embarassing


<Michael-Corleone> yeah me too


<Chomps> http://www.semicolon-zero.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=2463


<Chomps> OH GOD NI


<Chomps> SHIT


<Michael-Corleone> WHAT THE FUCK


<Chomps> okay dont panic


<Chomps> no one knows it was us


<Chomps> no one knows it was us


<Michael-Corleone> WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL MY PARENTS


<Chomps> OH GOD I HAVENT THOUGHT ABOU THTAT


<Chomps> CALM DOWN


<Chomps> we just need to talk to the forum administrator


<Michael-Corleone> MY LIFE IS RUINED


<Chomps> and have this thread deleted


<Chomps> CALM DOWN


<Michael-Corleone> FUCK FUCK FUCK


* dj_de has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)


* dj_de has joined #semicolon-zero


* ChanServ sets mode: +o dj_de


<Chomps> END SCENE


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Pestilence
Posts: 336
Joined: Wed Aug 29, 2001 8:41 am

Post by Pestilence »


Ok Chomps, MC, and I were role-playing and it was pretty lol.

 


NUMBER ONE


 


[23:31:37] * ||COOLBEANZ||Chomps is now known as Mom


[23:31:44] <@Mom> dinner's ready


[23:32:09] * @||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer slaps mom's behind


[23:32:14] <@||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer> atta girl


[23:32:18] <@||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer> whats for dinner


[23:32:21] <@||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer> and if you say porkchops


[23:32:22] <@[mimic]mc> ||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer which family member are you


[23:32:23] <@||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer> i swear


[23:32:23] <@Mom> get into character cat


[23:32:23] <@Mom> get into character cat


[23:32:23] <@Mom> get into character cat


[23:32:24] <@Mom> get into character cat


[23:32:26] <@||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer> i will hit you


[23:32:31] <@||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer> im dad


[23:32:34] * ||COOLBEANZ||SafetyDancer is now known as Dad


[23:32:43] * [mimic]mc is now known as Son


[23:32:47] * @Mom warms up acting abilities


[23:32:47] <@Son> fuck this mom!


[23:32:50] <@Son> i hate your food!


[23:32:53] <@Son> i hate you too dad!!!


[23:32:59] <@Mom> son calm down please


[23:33:00] <@Mom> dear


[23:33:04] <@Mom> if you dont like it


[23:33:09] <@Mom> I'll make you someting else


[23:33:12] <@Son> i'll go to the slipknot concert if i want!


[23:33:19] <@Dad> SoN!


[23:33:19] <@Son> i want some fucking pizza


[23:33:20] <@Mom> but you have SATs that day


[23:33:21] <@Dad> come here


[23:33:27] <@Son> fuck the SATs


[23:33:27] <@Dad> let me show you some pictures


[23:33:30] <@Dad> of my childhood


[23:33:31] <@Son> i dont want to go to college


[23:33:34] <@Dad> SON!


[23:33:37] <@Dad> dont ever say that


[23:33:37] <@Son> goddamnit dad


[23:33:39] * @Mom goes into other room and weeps


[23:33:39] <@Son> you're so boring


[23:33:46] <@Son> STOP CRYING BITCH


[23:33:48] <@Dad> your mom didnt finish school and now shes cookings shitty meals


[23:33:56] <@Dad> DO YOU WANT TO BE A GIRL??


[23:33:56] <@Son> yeah, so true


[23:34:05] * @Mom goes upstairs sobbing


[23:34:19] * @Son stomps upstairs to room


[23:34:25] * @Son turns on goth music really loud


[23:34:33] * @Dad follows Mom


[23:34:39] * @Mom is in bathroom


[23:34:47] * @Mom masturbates


[23:34:48] * @Dad slaps Mom


[23:34:53] <@Mom> harder


[23:35:02] <@Dad> You bitch, where the fuck is our dinner.


[23:35:04] * @Dad slaps Mom harder


[23:35:14] <@Mom> we're having eggs


[23:35:18] * @Mom pulls out an egg


[23:35:22] * @Son walks into bathroom


[23:35:23] <@Son> WHAT THE FUCK


[23:35:30] <@Dad> Son! its not what you think


[23:35:32] * @Mom shoots blood at son


[23:35:42] <@Son> you disgust me


[23:35:45] * @Son takes out gun


[23:35:48] <@Mom> NO SON


[23:35:51] <@Mom> YOU CAME OUT OF HERE


[23:35:52] <@Dad> Son!


[23:35:53] <@Dad> NO!


[23:35:54] * @Mom points at thingy


[23:36:00] <@Dad> NO! dont do it


[23:36:03] <@Dad> think of your girlfriend


[23:36:03] * @Son shoots at Mom's knee caps


[23:36:08] <@Dad> NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[23:36:09] * @Mom dances out the way


[23:36:15] * @Son shoots at Dad's somach


[23:36:17] <@Son> haha


[23:36:23] <@Dad> oh god why


[23:36:23] * @Son leaves


[23:36:28] * @Son takes Dad's BMW


[23:36:30] * @Dad falls to the floor and dies


[23:36:35] * @Mom humps dad


[23:36:40] <@Dad> o yeah


[23:36:42] <@Dad> thats hot


[23:36:48] <@Mom> what the fuck


[23:36:48] * @Son drives around


[23:36:49] <@Mom> youre dead


[23:36:56] * @Son floors it


[23:36:57] <@Dad> I SAID THATS HOT BITCH


[23:37:02] <@Dad> get me my sandwich and beer


[23:37:03] * @Son drives into light pole


[23:37:04] * @Son dies


[23:37:11] * @Mom dies from blood loss


[23:37:16] <@Son> gfg


[23:37:18] <@Son> n/t


[23:37:19] <@Dad> where the fuck is my sandwich


[23:37:22] <@Dad> where the fuck is my sandwich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[23:37:25] <@Son> where is my pizza!!!!!!


[23:37:30] <@Mom> where are my eggs?


[23:37:36] <@Dad> bitch died before she made my sandiwch



i actually got to witness this as it was happening, i had to idea what was going on at the time so it was extra funny...got a little dumb near the end though


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JFK
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Joined: Mon Dec 03, 2001 11:06 am

Post by JFK »


A million things run through my mind, you ain't gotta be in jail to be doing time.


 


-2pac


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caoutchouc
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Joined: Sat Sep 06, 2003 3:40 am

Post by caoutchouc »


We did this before here, although that was nearly a year ago. Surely there are more terrific quotes by now.

 


<Michael-Corleone> OH GOD A FUCKING BUNK BED


<Michael-Corleone> TIME TO CRY


 


Thanks for trashing this thread kiddos.



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