who here has the fastest car?

JFK · Post by **JFK** » Tue May 14, 2002 11:29 pm

exactly the same except mine = metallic blue

I hope it's not compensation for a small penix. D:

noe, graduation gift sir and my parents got a new car and didn't trade the bmw in, so they gave it to me

Axe · Post by **Axe** » Tue May 14, 2002 11:52 pm

noe, graduation gift sir and my parents got a new car and didn't trade the bmw in, so they gave it to me

werd

Hassal · Post by **Hassal** » Wed May 15, 2002 12:13 am

i love my landrover

yacker! omg i just realised something. im gay!

its not as bad as u may think. apparantly telling your parants is the hardest part. of course i wouldn't know that as i found out i was gay when i stopped being afraid of the times my dad would come into my room at night to play with 'mr sausage' and actually started to look forward to it.

thanks for the advice, youre really there for me. i havnt told u lot this yet, but exactly what happened to hassal happened to me a few years ago. ive never told any1 this. my dad is now in jail for an unrelated crime (he fucked my sister to death).

im having difficutly understanding all this and really appreciate your understanding. thnx m8.

hey d00d let it all out, we are your friends here. its all in teh past, the best thing u can do is put it behind you and not dwell on it.

Captain Pissflaps · Post by **Captain Pissflaps** » Wed May 15, 2002 1:00 am

i love my landrover

yacker! omg i just realised something. im gay!

its not as bad as u may think. apparantly telling your parants is the hardest part. of course i wouldn't know that as i found out i was gay when i stopped being afraid of the times my dad would come into my room at night to play with 'mr sausage' and actually started to look forward to it.

thanks for the advice, youre really there for me. i havnt told u lot this yet, but exactly what happened to hassal happened to me a few years ago. ive never told any1 this. my dad is now in jail for an unrelated crime (he fucked my sister to death).

im having difficutly understanding all this and really appreciate your understanding. thnx m8.

hey d00d let it all out, we are your friends here. its all in teh past, the best thing u can do is put it behind you and not dwell on it. youre a great guy, whats your phone number? maybe we could meet up and i could suck your dick and then you could shit in my mouth.

thanks for the kind offer, but im washing my hair this weekend

Hassal · Post by **Hassal** » Wed May 15, 2002 1:11 am

i love my landrover

yacker! omg i just realised something. im gay!

its not as bad as u may think. apparantly telling your parants is the hardest part. of course i wouldn't know that as i found out i was gay when i stopped being afraid of the times my dad would come into my room at night to play with 'mr sausage' and actually started to look forward to it.

thanks for the advice, youre really there for me. i havnt told u lot this yet, but exactly what happened to hassal happened to me a few years ago. ive never told any1 this. my dad is now in jail for an unrelated crime (he fucked my sister to death).

im having difficutly understanding all this and really appreciate your understanding. thnx m8.

hey d00d let it all out, we are your friends here. its all in teh past, the best thing u can do is put it behind you and not dwell on it. youre a great guy, whats your phone number? maybe we could meet up and i could suck your dick and then you could shit in my mouth.

thanks for the kind offer, but im washing my hair this weekend, im sure u know how hard it is to get KY jelly out of your hair. man thats the last time i try to get my head up a midigits ass. it was fun though, something every1 should try at least once in their life. how about i give u the guys address and we go and play with him?

mm no thanks, im kind of tied up with exams at teh mo.

mr_lee · Post by **mr_lee** » Wed May 15, 2002 3:07 am

woah jfk that's a nice set of wheels you got yourself there!

Captain Pissflaps · Post by **Captain Pissflaps** » Wed May 15, 2002 8:41 am

i love my landrover

yacker! omg i just realised something. im gay!

its not as bad as u may think. apparantly telling your parants is the hardest part. of course i wouldn't know that as i found out i was gay when i stopped being afraid of the times my dad would come into my room at night to play with 'mr sausage' and actually started to look forward to it.

thanks for the advice, youre really there for me. i havnt told u lot this yet, but exactly what happened to hassal happened to me a few years ago. ive never told any1 this. my dad is now in jail for an unrelated crime (he fucked my sister to death).

im having difficutly understanding all this and really appreciate your understanding. thnx m8.

hey d00d let it all out, we are your friends here. its all in teh past, the best thing u can do is put it behind you and not dwell on it. youre a great guy, whats your phone number? maybe we could meet up and i could suck your dick and then you could shit in my mouth.

thanks for the kind offer, but im washing my hair this weekend, im sure u know how hard it is to get KY jelly out of your hair. man thats the last time i try to get my head up a midigits ass. it was fun though, something every1 should try at least once in their life. how about i give u the guys address and we go and play with him?

mm no thanks, im kind of tied up with masturbating the various farmyard creatures my family possesses. sometimes it gets me so horny i just have to touch myself at the same time and before i know it im riding the goats and rutting against the sheep. once i put the milking machine on my cock. i dont know what was more arousing - the constant mechanical suction or the overpowering smell of cow shit (hehe i couldn't resist tasting just a little bit). some other time maybe? you could even come own the farm - i'll be your little piggy.

farm yacker!

Captain Pissflaps · Post by **Captain Pissflaps** » Wed May 15, 2002 5:18 pm

i shall deviate from the rivetting conversation me and hassal are having to post my car (ive just found an image hoster i can use).

Hassal · Post by **Hassal** » Thu May 16, 2002 10:51 am

my other car is a whirlybird

The $6m Dan · Post by **The $6m Dan** » Thu May 16, 2002 10:53 am

Why've you had to hide the registration plate. Is it cause your si stolen. :eek: