Perhaps he was thrown out ligitamatly, but we still felt somewhat slighted.
After ?10 in, free drinks 11pm-2am, we (especially him, who shall be refered to as David, as thats his name, and you will never fucking find him so theres no problem) were of high spirits. His finding of a cheap fag lighter on the floor was quite the event. Now, I will demonstrate what happened
Take Lighter:
http://www.heners.co.uk/lighter/1.jpg
Remove metal sleeve:
http://www.heners.co.uk/lighter/2.jpg
Turn the flame control ring ?to the other side without affecting the plastic turn valve:
http://www.heners.co.uk/lighter/3.jpg
Turn back, this time turning the valve, in the increase direction:
http://www.heners.co.uk/lighter/4.jpg
This yields larger flame:
http://www.heners.co.uk/lighter/5.jpg
Now, done many times (I did it twice), this can cause the lighter to flame up uncontrollably.
This happened to David, in a busy bar, with lots of people. He threw the thing to the ground, his stunt failed (or suceeded?), and 5 people try to stamp it out before a quick thinking barman handed us a fire extinguisher.
2 doormen escort David up the fire escape. I emerge a few minutes later, cheering him (I was pissed royally). Hugs were exchanged, as the rest of the bar was piling out anyways (the bar closed, not because of Davids pyrotechnics).
So..... your opinions. Im not really asking anything, im a touch bloated and queezy.