A dustman is going along a street picking up the
wheely bins and emptying them into his Truck.
He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left
out
so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back but
still can't see it so he knocks on the door. There's
no answer so he knocks again.
Eventually a Japanese bloke answers...
"Harro", says the jappy chappy.
"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman.
"I bin on toiret" replies the Japanese bloke, looking
perplexed.
Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the
binman smiles and says
"No mate, where's ya dust bin?"
"I dust bin on toiret I told you" says the Japanese
man.
"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding
me... Where's your Wheely Bin?"
"OK" "OK" , says the Jap, "I wheely bin having w@nk