A Complaint Against MikeJ

Blimpet
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Post by Blimpet »


I feel obligated to say something about MikeJ, because, as the Talmud says, "Silence is akin to assent." Permit me this forum to rant. We must reveal the nature and activity of his lickspittles and expose their inner contexts as well as their ultimate final aims. Our children depend on that. I was thinking about how he flaunts his personal slurs and attitudes in front of everyone else. And then it hit me. The most satanic recidivists I've ever seen are sharply focused on an immediate goal: to spam the Internet with unsolicited ungrateful e-mail.


 


That's a very important point; MikeJ doesn't use words for communication or for exchanging information. He uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive. Even though he gives flattering titles to his natural distempers, his goals coalesce with those of the worst kinds of horny imbeciles there are, so to speak. MikeJ truly believes that he knows the "right" way to read Plato, Maimonides, and Machiavelli. It is just such abhorrent megalomania, flighty egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs MikeJ to exploit the masses.


 


His fierce passions and fiendish cunning, combined with abnormal powers of intellect, with intense vitality, and with a persistency of purpose which the world has rarely seen, and whetted moreover by a keen thirst for blood engendered by defeat and subjection, combine to make MikeJ the deadly enemy of all mankind, while his venal beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments) contribute to inflame his wild lust of pelf, and to justify the crimes suggested by spite and superstition. I want to draw two important conclusions from this. The first is that I am chagrined but resigned when I witness the indifference to the fundamentals of language that he displays, and the second is that in order to enlighten the mind of Man and improve him as a rational, moral, and social being, we must study the problem and recommend corrective action. And that's just the first step. Remember, this is a free country, and I believe we ought to keep it that way. MikeJ keeps telling us that he never engages in noxious, eccentric, or mumpish politics. Are we also supposed to believe that there is an international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids? I didn't think so. To sum it all up, MikeJ publicly disavows his ties to obstructionism while secretly encouraging his worshippers to violate the basic tenets of journalism and scholarship.


Nekton
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Post by Nekton »

his mom's a slut lol

Jono
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Post by Jono »

i dont get it.

Blimpet
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Post by Blimpet »

I have a few points of contention with MikeJ. One of the first facts we should face is that MikeJ's pronouncements all stem from one, simple, faulty premise -- that those who disagree with him should be cast into the outer darkness, should be shunned, should starve. We must worry about two sorts of filthy perverts: homicidal and coldhearted. MikeJ is among the former. He treats serious issues callously and somewhat flippantly. Enough said. Thus, in summing up, we can establish the following: 1) Prolix bourgeoisie like MikeJ tend to conveniently ignore the key issues of this or any other situation, and 2) sleazy brigands are deeply impressed by his guff.

KaMiKaZeHoEr
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Post by KaMiKaZeHoEr »

LOEV TEH MIKE!!!

Blimpet
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Post by Blimpet »


LOEV TEH MIKE!!!

We shall not love the MikeJ dictatorship. Things must change.


Stealth_Shot
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Post by Stealth_Shot »

i hope you have instrument...........

Blimpet
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Post by Blimpet »


i hope you have instrument...........

So do I...


Pariah Redux
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Post by Pariah Redux »

tl, dr

mr_lee
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Post by mr_lee »


mike i never knew :(


 


thx blimpet i owe you one.


 


!kb mikej (hax)


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