Joke

hangwire · Post by **hangwire** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 2:21 pm

A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f**king bread, ask me

again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d

bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?

:tongue:

pr0kch0p · Post by **pr0kch0p** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 2:25 pm

not funny cuz its old you FGT!

ok so here is my joke:

Q. what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a lambourgini?

A. i don't have a lambourgini in my garage

[sTOLEN FROM SA]

Q. what is the difference between a pedophile and acne?

A. acne waits until you are a teenager to come on your face

[/sTOLEN FROM SA]

har har har har har har

floyd · Post by **floyd** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 3:51 pm

i liek bewbs

Angeldust · Post by **Angeldust** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 3:59 pm

i liek bewbs

omg y3z.

The $6m Dan · Post by **The $6m Dan** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 4:08 pm

Is this where teh bewb luverz hang out.

/Meh hangs

Angeldust · Post by **Angeldust** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 11:28 pm

Cleavage plz.

shadow · Post by **shadow** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 12:33 am

ive got a pensi

pr0kch0p · Post by **pr0kch0p** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 2:22 am

Cleavage plz.

rudeh?

Angeldust · Post by **Angeldust** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 11:58 am

Cleavage plz.

rudeh?

olol :eek:

monkeys_heed · Post by **monkeys_heed** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 12:06 pm

ok then whats the difference between a nun in the bath and a nun in a convent?

ones got hope in her soul.....