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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 2:21 pm
by hangwire
A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f**king bread, ask me
again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d
bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?
:tongue:
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 2:25 pm
by pr0kch0p
not funny cuz its old you FGT!
ok so here is my joke:
Q. what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a lambourgini?
A. i don't have a lambourgini in my garage
[sTOLEN FROM SA]
Q. what is the difference between a pedophile and acne?
A. acne waits until you are a teenager to come on your face
[/sTOLEN FROM SA]
har har har har har har
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 3:51 pm
by floyd
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 3:59 pm
by Angeldust
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 4:08 pm
by The $6m Dan
Is this where teh bewb luverz hang out.
/Meh hangs
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 11:28 pm
by Angeldust
Cleavage plz.
Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2002 12:33 am
by shadow
Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2002 2:22 am
by pr0kch0p
Cleavage plz.
rudeh?
Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2002 11:58 am
by Angeldust
Cleavage plz.
rudeh?
olol :eek:
Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2002 12:06 pm
by monkeys_heed
ok then whats the difference between a nun in the bath and a nun in a convent?
ones got hope in her soul.....