Window... I remember you not well

Heners_UK · Post by **Heners_UK** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 2:45 pm

All this happened about 6 weeks ago now I suppose...

Exam day... database systems. I say this is the BMW of the modules, well crafted... great to do... useful. Anyway, 9am exam... done and dusted in 2 hrs of the 3 hrs I had availiable before extra time thanks to dyslexia (25% extra for each exam). 11AM I headed to the bar and met my housemate for next year in there.

The hours since then explain themselves, many pints were embibed, a mixture of stella and scrumpy. Some of you may remember my story of the ratfuck housemate who we all hated. He picked the wrong day to be in there as when I laid eyes on him I went into intimidation mode. Even in when blattered I could still tell that he was shitting himself inside although he was facing away from him and had 4 "mates" (probably more like the latest people he wont leave alone) with him. Anyway... more pints were downed.

5PM, the law exams and my other housemates get out. Im pretty fucked. I go wondering around and meet a few people (dont remember who). I nab one of my housemates shirts off her, my shoulders being double the width of her I just managed to wiggle my arms in. THen one of my other housemates pipes up and I decide to chase him... right into a fucking window.

I hit a plate glass storefront window and bullseyed it. Im pretty fucking lucky I didnt go through it nor get blinded/killed. Drunkenly I staggered back to my housemates, bleeding from the face. First aid was given.

Morning after I got it so fucking baddly in the neck from one of them... etc...

3 weeks later... I have to go to the doctors as my knee had been playing up. It was sensitve and would swell if lightly tapped. It turns out when i hit the window I also bruised the tenden my knee... 6 weeks to heal (which are nearly done thank god).

I got word from the inside that shop owner wasnt pissed as the insurance would cover the glass free of charge and he didnt particularly care who did it, the glass was already cracked at the base and had to be replaced anyway. I got lucky there, criminal damage charges avoided.

Share your pisshead storys

Chomps · Post by **Chomps** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 6:55 pm

When I was smaller, I threw a tantrum and slammed my fist down on the edge of a pane of glass, leaving a small scar on one of my knuckles. Errr... I guess you win.

Axe · Post by **Axe** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 2:11 am

Most of the limey stories I hear revolve around drinking. It's a sort of national pastime from what I gather. However, lots of people seem to use drinking as an excuse for doing really stupid things.

I drove a car with my eyes closed down a highway, played russian roulette with a shotgun, had sex with a goat, and voted for George Bush. It's ok though because I was drunk. :cool:

Heners_UK · Post by **Heners_UK** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 9:12 am

I drive my car with my feet.

Angeldust · Post by **Angeldust** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 9:32 am

I drove a car with my eyes closed down a highway, played russian roulette with a shotgun, had sex with a goat, and voted for George Bush. It's ok though because I was drunk. :cool:

i hope you're being sarcastic. :eek:

pikacheney · Post by **pikacheney** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 10:00 am

I drove a car with my eyes closed down a highway, played russian roulette with a shotgun, had sex with a goat, and voted for George Bush. It's ok though because I was drunk. :cool:

i hope you're being sarcastic. :eek:

Yeah seriously, voting for Bush? Fuck.