<Kindred's Daughter's Boyfriend> Hello sir, I would like to take your daughter on a date! May I have your permission to take her to a movie or perhaps to dinner?
<Kindred> Sure,
<Kindred's Daughter's Boyfriend> Exelent! I'll have her ba-
<Kindred> Hold on there sonny, I wasnt finished. What I was going to say was: Sure, after you eat the peanuts out of my shit :)
<Kindred's Daughter's Boyfriend> :look:
<Kindred> Go away.
* Kindred's Daughter's Boyfriend Quits (Connection reset by hardwood door slammed in face, breaking nose and removing a few teeth)